Oct 18, 2011 1:05 PM
IF CHUCK NORRIS PLAYED COD
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OK, if the legend that is chuck norris played cod(black ops) what load out would he run?
Roundhouse Kick Pro
Roundhouse Kick Pro
Roundhouse Kick Pro
His ign would be Cpt.Price1337
He always get flawless unless brucelee40 is in the lobby
When Chuck Norris plays Call of duty the bullets dont eliminate him, he eliminates the bullets. So.........He would have like Flak Jacket Juggernaut to the Extreme
Flak Juggy Pro...
CHUCK NORRIS can prestige by giving his xbox controller a mean look..
If Chuck Norris killed you in MW3 you would die in real life, Chuck doesnt play games.
iiiredbeariii wrote:
If Chuck Norris killed you in MW3 you would die in real life, Chuck doesnt play games.
i loled so hard when i read this....lol
The legend? You mean the washed up has been who isn't cool, impressive, or anything of that nature anymore?
How did it feel to get roundhouse kicked by Chuck when he heard you say that?
If you don't respond its obvious that he vaporized you with his foot.
Chuck Norris is old now.
sd sorry in advance:
But worldwide the "Chuck Norris" outlook is a joke. People are joking around, makes for some really funny ones too. Obviously, EVERYONE knows that Chuck is old. I sure hope that you don't really think that people are literal with Chuck Norris jokes. So, I say if the Chuck Norris humor thing isn't for you, don't comment on it. This is a terrific thread.
No. His loadout would be:
Primary weapon: Fist
Secondary: Foot
Knife: None
Lethal Grenade: Uppercut
Tactical Grenade: Roundhouse
Equipment: None
Perk 1: Chuck Norris Pro - Gives you Chuck Norris power. With pro, Chuck Norris speed. (Only accessible by Chuck Norris)
Perk 2 & 3: He already has Chuck Norris Pro. No other perks will help him as he is already unstoppable.
Bruce Lee has the same loadout only the perk is Crazy Asian Destroyer Pro. You get the point.
id go for bruce lee over chuck norris every time
His prestige would be the number Infinite.
He doesn't need any perks, he would let the enemy team have all the perks instead.
When he plays SnD, the killcam explodes due to the sheer awesomeness of chuck norris killing the whole enemy team just by choosing a class.
He only needs one class named: RoundHouse.
He could throw a pebble and make it ricochet through the whole map in FFA and then he would win.
He doesn't need any gametypes, the only thing he needs is someone to kill.
IW was so afraid of him that they decided to insert QuickScoping again, just so that they would have a chance to hit chuck norris, but then the sniper rifle bullet would just turn around and kill the other player instead, since NOTHING touches chuck norris and gets away alive with it.
When you knife chuck norris, the knfie flies away and destroys your UAV instead, since the knife tried to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris does not use a weapon, all he needs to do is yell 'BANG' and the game is over.
Wow, Chuck Norris jokes are just as lame as Soviet Russia jokes. Fail:
WOW, your reply's nearly as lame as a JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME straight to dvd film, BIG fail. if you don't like this thread then don't comment.......simple, just like you.
hahaha.....ok, good pic. but who would win a one on one, VAN DAMME as chance boudreaux (as above) or CHUCK NORRIS as bradock (missing in action). i got 500 on CHUCK. hell even VAN DAMME would put 500 on CHUCK.
in his spare time CHUCK NORRIS likes to fly his plane, thats why sam turrets can't shoot down blackbirds.