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1173 Views 18 Replies Latest reply: Jan 31, 2013 1:38 PM by belly120 RSS
belly120 Novice 399 posts since
May 16, 2012

the reason bo2 maps suck

Posted by belly120 on Jan 31, 2013 9:48 AM

ok i've figured it out and its profound... well its not but it is why these maps suck

 

none of them have any basis in reality nor are the reason to be having a ludicrous firefight in them

 

Raid:  its a villa right ok so why is it not actually habitable in any way, its not based on any property i've ever seen and i work in property.  also why are a bunch of crazy mercenaries with guns living there????

its layout is not useable as a living space for actual people to live in, it has a garage with know access to the outside world so how do you get your car in there??? the rooms aren't connected if you want a snack and your in the one bedroom you have to go outside and walk to some kitchens that aren't connected with the rest of the house and why do the fbi care if mercs with guns are relaxing by the pool????

 

meltdown:  that is not a nuclear facility, the simpsons do a better job of making a nuclear power plant!  i can understand that terrorist may wish to try and blow it up or steal nuclear material for a dirty bomb so why are we not playing pakistani special forces or amercican delta force trying to stop that happening???

 

carrier:  have they been on a flight deck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  that is the smallest carrier i've seen in years and has none of the structures or layout any carrier in the world has... don't pull that future crap either, no navy litterally piles bomb racks and fuel drums everywhere on a flight deck!!!!!!  am i the only sane man left in this game!  where are the hangar decks, the briefing rooms, bridge in fact any elements of a real carrier other than it being at sea and having aircraft on it

 

the list goes on but you get the picture

 

these maps aren't based on anything and thats the problem, every other title has sought to create atmosphere remember chernobyl and how they recreated that in its epic glory!!!!!

 

this game sucks because they stopped focussing on creating a great immersive game and started focussing on making a childish run and gun rampage that lacks any semblance of reality or reason to exsist other than to shoot randoms in random places

 

DLC:  a skate park i mean FFS!!!! what did the mercs piss the fbi off so much with their sick 180 kick grabs that they went and got guns because they couldn'ttake that the mercs are better skate borders!!!! get a life 3arc. 

 

don't say its a game, cod 4 mw was a game and it was epic because they made credible exciting real world enviroments that had genuine reasons for exsisting and for fighting in, this game couldn't be bothered with research so just turned out this crap as an excuse to make money

 

big love to mw and mw2 mw3 and bo... no love for bo2

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  • JSlayer211 Apprentice 758 posts since
    Mar 17, 2012
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    Good stuff, hope you have on your flame retardant underwear though. It's coming lol.

  • Scorr Apprentice 566 posts since
    Oct 8, 2012
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    Okay, of all things, what the maps are based on is what you pick to rage at?

     

    And for your information, Carrier is based on a massive carrier. You can't access it all, but it's definately huge.

  • CanEHdian Newbie 53 posts since
    Nov 14, 2012
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    Im glad theres at least 1 thread here that makes sense. I agree with you OP and my conclusion to this is that Treyarch rushed the maps to push for the release date of the game. I mean seriously every single maps layout can be thought of in less than 10 minutes. They make it so that every map has 3-4 rushing routes and thats it. No diversity whatsoever like previous CoD maps where depending on your class, you had a new route to take.

  • c4rl Apprentice 198 posts since
    Sep 22, 2011
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    If you want reality join the army, this is a game and they make adjustments for the sake of playability.

  • Cowboy Torry Newbie 55 posts since
    Dec 23, 2012
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    i remember youtube movies for MW3 where a guy "invented" a backstory for each map.

    He would have a hard time for the BO2 maps, especially the DLC maps.  Some maps you can imagine a firefight on, but the others ... you really need to stretch your imagination to make it believable

  • rankismet Master 10,955 posts since
    May 23, 2011
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    belly120 wrote:

     

    ok i've figured it out and its profound... well its not but it is why these maps suck

     

    [...]

     

    big love to [...] mw3

     

    That is humorous.

     

    Thanks for the chuckle.

      • rankismet Master 10,955 posts since
        May 23, 2011
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        belly120 wrote:

         

        mate if you think this pile of glitch filled bug invested junk is better then mw3 you need mental help and fast wake up mate they are laughing at you all the way to the bank

         

        Try some punctuation. That reads like you are wigging out on speed.

         

         

         

         

        And why I'm chuckling went 5 miles over your head, "mate".

  • obzi Expert 1,045 posts since
    Nov 5, 2011
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    I thought it was funny too. 

  • darkday Novice 224 posts since
    Jun 22, 2011
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    While I agree that some of the spots seem like they are disjointed Raid for instance I don't think that any of the maps except for Hijack suck.  As for some of your complaints Raid's Garage is accessable from the curved drive that leads to the circle drive and from there the world.  The carrier is way bigger than the play space.  I do feel like they spent less than adaquate time building in backstory for why we are fighting over some of the places as well.  Skatepark? Random disjointed house? Civilian Boat in the middle of the ocean.  With so many great maps in their back catalogue I hope we see some remakes of maps that actually fit the backstory of BO2.

  • BACONndEGGS Novice 211 posts since
    Dec 3, 2012
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    Its a video game. You don't seem to have a problem being able to jump off buildings & survive if you have a perk on? Again its a video game not 3d google maps

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