The Commandaments Of CoDHQ...
Posted by ChestSplittah on Nov 23, 2012 1:19 PM
****Thou Shalt Not Keep The CoC Laid Upon Thee by Commandante (iif0xh0undii) ****Thou Shalt Not Instigate a Civil War Between the Xbox Union, PC Union, and the PS3 Confederacy..( doing so will result in denial of access to Dedicated Servers) ****Thou Shalt Not Double Post Without offering a Fluffy Kitteh to EviL (for his choice of pleasure) ****Thou Shalt Not Challenge Maccabi's Knowledge of the Interwebz ****Thou Shalt Not Try to out Emoticon ranKismet (doing so will resort in him unleashing his army) ****Thou Shalt Not Be a nO_oB and enter Castle Territory (doing so will incite a war) ****Thou Shalt Not walk on Snake's Lawn ( he alone knows the meaning and power of GRaS..grass...and GrAsS.... STAY OFF DAMN LAWN) ****Thou Shalt Not Proposition Jinx's Sister (no matter how drunk you are... She is Reaper's Love toy and she is under quarantine by the CDC) ****Thou Shalt Not Ask About A Patch for CoD (Unless... You Understand...That a frog's butt is water tight) ****Thou Shalt Not Be Engaged in nO_oB Activity..(even in the Wii Slums, or Zombie Transition Homes) ****Thou Shalt Not Speak of Weaponry or Artillery...You CANNOT challenge thebigB's Authoritah on the subject ****Thou Shalt Not Pass... At least that is what Gandalf said. Room will be made for Amendments. «esmorgue»
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