Sep 16, 2012 9:28 AM
Anyone else realize CoD soldiers are stupid?
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Why must the average CoD soldier defuse the bomb right at the bomb site? Doesn't he know that he can just grab the bomb and chuck it somewhere else instead of going through all the trouble of defusing it right next to the target where enemies are defending? Or if he feels the obsessive urge to defuse it, why doesn't he grab the bomb, run away, and defuse it somewhere nice and safe? The bomb's not nailed to the ground or anything...
That's a good point. Maybe its one of those bombs that if you take it somewhere else it explodes....
HESMADBRO
Well a soldier isnt gonna throw his fmg9 akimbro's up in the air with the chance to drop it.
A soldier is gonna reload as fast as he can, not gonna wait because you dont have sleight of hand.
A soldier isnt gonna quickscope.
A soldier isnt dying from one throwing knife in his feet.
A soldier isnt gonna use a javelin 5 meters away ( lol )
A soldier isnt gonna survive jumping of a huge ass building because he is using dead silence pro.
A soldier will not run around with a sniper.. because that sniper is soooo light.
A soldier wont survive a barret 50 cal shot in the head.
A soldier will die from one bullet in the head, if he isnt using juggernaut. If he is using juggernaut it wont change, because there is no juggernaut in real life.
Yes, bullsheet everywhere.
Blops
A soldier will not take 14 mp5k bullets into his skull, run 20ft through the hail of bullets, and stab you to death with 1 slice, and survive
A soldier will not run around a corner to hide, and the bullets follow him around the corner and kill him halfway down the street.
Picky, picky. :-)
You forgot about Soldier B who can't be killed by a particular enemy because of the latency between Soldier A firing bullets at Soldier B. Soldier B bends the Matrix to his will and evades those bullets (even if the distance is point-blank range).
.....we are not going to think about COD and real life at the same time. Its too hard.
Not only are they stupid, but we also put them through hell. They jump all over the place, and fall from massive distances to escape from FMG9's (WITHOUT Dead Silence Pro) then, once he heals, he gets into the blast radius of a C4 pack, and get damaged to a near death point. His face is all bloody, however he tries to pick off a enemy soldier trying to rip his face off with a Throwing Knife. He luckily succeeds, to hear the frightening sound of a enemy Stealth Bomber in the distance, ready to blow everything in the immediate vicinity. The soldier quickly sprints as fast as humanely possible in the attempt to escape the destruction, and hides in a building. Panting and panicked, the solider awaits the drop of bomb load. While the building violently shakes, his eyesight grays and his ears are obliterated by the massive explosions outside.
Meanwhile in Battlefield.... ![]()
Meanwhile in Battlefield, the whole team waits for the jet to respawn and proceed to fit over it, only to have the winner crash the jet into a tree :P
Touchscreen keyboards suck.
"Fight", not "fit".
LOL that's one of the many reasons I don't play BF3. Got better things to do with my time than sit in a respawn lobby waiting on a Jetplane to be available. Talk about boring.