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I thought that was amusing, especially since I am a Criminal Justice major.

I'd make a Casey anthony joke...

...but my mom would kill me!

Daniel is the single most patient person I know. Completely reasonable.

(Did I do it right?)

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What's up, Mitt?"

Father asking son: What do you want for your birthday

Boy: A white crocodile

Boy gets a tricycle

year later father asks again

boy: A white crocodile

boy gets a a bicycle

year later father asks again

boy: A white crocodile

Boy gets skateboard

continuous for a long time every time the boy wants a white crocodile and he will get some sort of transport

when finally the boy gets a white crocodile. But with a warning. Don't touch is will go after you.

Boy toughs the crocodile and the crocodile starts chasing.

Boy jumps on tricycle

Crocodile jumps on bicycle

Boy jumps on skateboard

continuous until they've had all the transportation devices. The crocodile finally gets the boy.
Touches the boy and says: Tag your it.

A hare is strolling through the forest. He sees a bear, but it doesn't attack him, since it wouldn't be any good for the story. The hare and the bear (LOL, it rhymes, epic lolz) tag along.

After a short walk, they discover a brass lamp lying on the forest floor. The hare inspects it when suddenly, a genie pops out of it.

Genie: "Ah, faunatic friends! As a reward for finding me, I shall grant you each three wishes!"
The bear and the hare each imagine what they are going to wish for.

Bear: "oh man, I want this whole forest to be filled with female bears!" The genie grants his wish.
Hare: "I wish I had a nice, shiny motorbike helmet on my head!" A large helmet drops down on the hare's head.
Bear: "heh, why take the forest, if you can take the entire country? Fill it with lady bears!" It is passed.
Hare: "I wish I was on a large motorbike!" And indeed, the hare finds himself sitting on a motorbike.

Genie: "your last wishes, gentlemen."

Bear: "I wish the woods of the entire world are filled with female bears!" It is done.

The hare, ready to leave, puts up his best trollface and, before speeding away, says:

"I wish the bear was homosexual"

The end.

A smart blond................

A behaving punkrocker.............

A car driving biker .............

A blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash.As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up,notices the customer is blind,and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man swinging the dog over his head with its leash.Shocked,the manager runs over and says,"Mister is there a problem-is there anything I can help you with?" The blind man calmly replies "No thanks,I'm just looking around."