I guess the stair master is out of the question? maybe a esculator?

but yes i agree it was very bad this weekend, i teliported from village to seatown and spawn infront of a claymore.

This actually happened a few times (not at stairs lol), but I was in games at one place on the map and then poof I was somewhere else.

Once I somehow died and spawned before I even knew what happened (noone shot me, no kill cam, nothing). Everyone on my time started to shout: "Woe Lag" and "Wtf was that!". A few minutes later the game was terminated early and we all got booted.

I still have no idea what happened.