Love the opening post. Yeah, my pet hate are the café chairs in Resistance. Man, you'd just mash through those instead of defying Newton's laws of force and momentum, If only they understood it when he claimed that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, because even with momentum, those flimsy little outdoor chairs are actually NAILS! Perhaps that's why it's called Resistance.
The funny thing would be that instead of getting stuck on them (and I mean stuck like glue), your soldier should tumble down embarrassingly, taking a full 3 seconds to hit the deck and somehow being observed by several pretty ladies in the process, cos that's the reality of those closely arranged iron-legged café chairs...
