Mar 18, 2012 12:31 AM
You know you play too much CoD when.....
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You know what to do! Make it funny, be serious, spill the truth, invent a lie, catch Mewtwo without the Masterball, troll, post the fail whale or the facepalm, ignore this thread, I don't really care so long as you have fun ![]()
......So you don't know the rules, eh? 'Kay here are some examples from the original thread:
You know you play too much COD4 when you yell "CAPTURING A" while playing capture the flag in P.E. class (For everyone that isnt out of school yet) -Entity
When you have 30 days of gameplay -DOWTATNO
When you run away from a dead person in Battlefront because you remember martyrdom. -Synex
you say chopper inbound when you see a news helicopter -Sauske
You know you play too much COD4 when you open your boss' briefcase for 5 seconds, shut it, throw it out the window and yell, "BOMB DEFUSED" -Antifreeze3
...you have CoD Withdrawals... *twitch* -KryptY
When you see firefighters 'stop, drop, and roll' and call them tryhards. -Psychosis
when you bite an apple and are fighting the urge to throw it and yell GRENADE! - Zeesbro
there’s a red dot sight burnt into your lcd screen. - xXxSuperBKxXx
when you stare at the deli counter on Bog and wonder what kind of meats they used to serve there - xXxSuperBKxXx
someone bumps into you and you immediately want to hit the ‘melee’ button - xXxSuperBKxXx
.....SuperBK was so funny I'm tempted to just copy and paste his entire post.....
....you're worried about claymores when you see stairs
When you walk into a room and say " Incoming enemy care package "
(shew) None of these apply to me.
When you let a little knife fall on your big toe and you die
When in the real world you call people `noobs`
When you watch youtube commentaries everytime you go to the toilet
When you listen to cod podcasts whilst at work.
When you constantly pretend to melee people at work whilst making the "fffssssshhhhh" knifing sound.
When you have 24 days played in January and it was only released in November.
When you spend what little free time you have left from life in general, or playing cod, posting drivel on here on threads like this ![]()
When you check your corners when you come home.
When you feel the need to call out gun names when watching movies or TV, making everybody present convinced you're (A) a psychopath (B) a nerd (C) a psychopathic nerd.
When you hear the lock-on sound in your head everytime you see a passing plane/seagull.
When you find yourself thinking that Lionel Messi is overpowered and needs nerfed.
When you refuse the offer of camping holidays on principle.
When your parent constantly nag you to go outside
When your boss says that you need to work faster but you cant due to lag.
When you see someone throw down a cigarette but and yell "Throwing smoke!"