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  • tommyguns3434 Apprentice 342 posts since
    Sep 16, 2011
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    51. Feb 20, 2012 11:00 PM (in response to ghamorra)
    Re: Greatest Insult Ever Bestowed Upon You

    Me: "hey Kid I hear your mother calling you, you might want to quit before you get grounded."

    Hobbit kid " F'you your just an old man who still plays video games!

    Me: "LMAO really kid?" Who f_uck makes your video games.  No respect!"

     

     

  • traderearl Expert 228 posts since
    Oct 3, 2011
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    52. Feb 21, 2012 12:05 AM (in response to ghamorra)
    Re: Greatest Insult Ever Bestowed Upon You

    I was playing last night and I killed a guy (cobbs or something like that) over and over and everytime I killed him you could hear him saying F'ing camper (which I was not, I ran all over the map) and when the game ended I told him just because he died didn't mean I was camping.  He and his buddy got all pissed so I told them to rewatch the match to which they replied "Oh you must be taking it in the butt right now, f'ing F*ggot."  These weren't kids either.

     

    Really like it when the kiddies state "how old are you, like 30" and I tell them "yes" and they call me a no life loser.  Dumb smart *ss kids don't realize we are the largest demographic of the game and games wouldn't be as good as they are without us.  Not like they won't be playing into their 30's and beyond.

     

    All time favorite though.  Guy kept camping over and over in each match.  Finally got on his team and before the match started I tell the lobby "hey everyone, I am going to follow .....(can't remember his name) around and fire off shots while following him so he can't camp, look on the map and I will show you his position"  he leaves about 30 seconds into it because he was so pissed.  A minute later he messages me calling me an f'ing p*ssy and telling me how bad I am and that I should camp (my k/d is pretty decent), I replied back "bwaaahaaaahaaaa now I can report you for profanity, your pathetic, camping may not be against the rules but neither is popping shots off near you so the other team can find you"

  • Snipingdbag Master 4,587 posts since
    Oct 19, 2011
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    54. Feb 21, 2012 7:33 AM (in response to ghamorra)
    Re: Greatest Insult Ever Bestowed Upon You

    Dbag as clan tag, fmgs as golden emblem and the 2500 fmgs title, pwning lobbies with the fmgs and still no hate mail, not one. What must a man do?

  • thisguygotcha Master 1,744 posts since
    Aug 16, 2011
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    56. Feb 21, 2012 7:41 AM (in response to tommyguns3434)
    Re: Greatest Insult Ever Bestowed Upon You

    Those are my fav as well. Some little kid "Dude, your like 30. when are you gonna stop playing video games?"

     

    Me: "When are you planning on never playing video games?"

     

    kid: :"when I turn 18, ill have a car and tons of money to blow so Ill be out all the time?"

     

    Me: "Good plan, let me know how it works out after your 25"

  • half-megatron Expert 505 posts since
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    57. Feb 21, 2012 7:42 AM (in response to thebigb59)
    Re: Greatest Insult Ever Bestowed Upon You

    lmmfao

  • adax333 Newbie 28 posts since
    Dec 2, 2011
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    58. Feb 21, 2012 7:54 AM (in response to ghamorra)
    Re: Greatest Insult Ever Bestowed Upon You

    This is the worst thing I've ever been called after getting 5000 score legit (no tac insersion bosting) on kill confirmed.

     

    "You loser get a life you tag whore, just back out kill confirm whore".

  • half-megatron Expert 505 posts since
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    59. Feb 21, 2012 8:24 AM (in response to Badkat907)
    Re: Greatest Insult Ever Bestowed Upon You

    Winner!

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