Feb 3, 2012 5:42 AM
A man sits down after a long day’s work, he lets the dog out, he grabs a cold one, smokes a cigar and the day away while on the front porch of his house.
The phone rings “Hey man, everyone’s on, you coming online?” “Yeah man, be there in two mikes.” He replies.
He fires up his XBOX and gets into his party, talk is made about their days, their wives, gfs, kids, etc, and with stoge between his teeth, the host (who they made me), goes into the new elite section and we all see this…
-HARDCORE RICOCHET MOSHPIT-
WTF we all say? What’s this bullshit? Let me back us out of this and let me see if I was this right?
As we go back to the playlists, we see that it’s all jacked to **** and we start cursing you for making you billionaires, and that you’re not listening and ******* over your consumers. Which, in turn, you are.
Let me get to the ******* point okay?
WE PLAY HARDCORE KILL CONFIRMED, WE DO NOT PLAY TEAM DEFENDER, CTF, DOM, SABO, TDM, DZ, OR CORE KC.
WE PLAY HARDCORE! AKA HX!
WE DO NOT WANT TO GO INTO THE NEW MAPS AND HAVE TO BACK OUT 1K ******* TIMES JUST TO GET IN A HXRICKC LOBBY ONLY TO BE ABLE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SND AND DOMINATION. WTF? COME ON MAN! THIS IS GARBAGE!
I am so ******* bent right now at you guys. I can’t believe that I purchased a game I was looking forward to and have to use these broken up cross breed perks, see a non game ending MOAB when an actual MOAB would destroy the whole ******* map (LET’S GET RID OF THAT TOO HUH?), deathstreaks that have ruined the game, RANGE IS NOT A PROFICIENCY INFINITY WARD!!!! YOU CAN’T MAKE A ROUND TRAVEL FARTHER BY PERFECTING THE SKILL OF SHOOTING IT OUT OF A GUN! THAT COMES FROM WAD AND GRAIN LOAD (SO THE RANGE PROFICIENCY IS BS!!!) AND THE GUNS BEING USED HAVE THE SAME POWER RATING? COME ON MAN! WE KNOW THAT A ROUND DRASTICALLY LOSES KINECTIC ENERGY AFTER IT’S EFFECTIVE RANGE HAS BLED OFF!!!! Jesus guys, come on!”
You said at ELITE WEEK “BOB”, “NO MORE GAME ENDING NUKE, NO MORE COMMANDO (And you gave DEAD SILENCE THE COMMANDO PRO VERSION SO YOU DON’T TAKE FALLING DAMAGE? REALLY?), NO MORE LAST STAND (**** YOU LAST STAND!), yet, if you die, 4 times in a row, you have basically last stand pro. Which, in my personal opinion (and I’m sure as the many other gamers will tell you, is ******* LAME!), I don’t care how ARMOR PLATED YOU ARE! IF YOU GET HIT WITH A BARRETT AND UNDER 100 METERS, YOU’RE GONNA GET BLOWN IN ******* HALF! YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DROP DOWN, START CHUCKIN HG, SEMTEX, STUN, FLASH, EMP <YOU GET THE POINT> SHOOTING YOUR GUN ON FULL AMMO, ETC. NO! YOU’RE GOING TO BE ******* DEAD…D-E-A-D DEAD! NO MORE AIR IN THE LUNGS, HEART BLOWN OUT … DEAD!
Let’s talk about the MOAB.
After 25 SPECIALIST gun kills, you have created what boosters have always wanted, the non game ending nuke they don’t have to work for so they can say “I have the achievement closed out!” But didn’t work for it one ******* bit, have a lower than 1.50 KD and are possibly the worst gamers in the MW universe okay?
THE MOAB would actually destroy every map you have since it can destroy up to NINE SQUARE CITY BLOCKS! OKAY!? So, and it only kills the members of the opposite team? **** man? When did Thermobaric bombs become EEO COMPLIANT?-Laughs-
As for a B2 Spirit Bomber, comes flying in at tree top level and drops bombs from say oh? An estimated 150 feet? **** that too. They don’t drop NLT OUT OF ADA RANGE YOU JACKASSES!
AND IF YOU HAVE 2000 LBS JADAMS FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE, the indestructible streets and buildings? **** man, tell the engineers how to make them and we can get them to the warfighter quick, because they need that “WHATEVERPROOF” you have for those buildings.
Oh I know, you have the third little pig working for you, huff, puff all you want, bring bombs, helos, and artillery, **** it, they can bring down this building!!!!
It’s lazy fuckin programming it is. I’ll give BF3 it’s due credit, imagine CTF in an environment where you can drop the building on an opponent, YEAH! KEEP DIGGING FOTR THAT FLAG HOSS! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
The weapons, you said “No shotguns as a secondary weapon.” Funny, I have seen and have used on as, with a pistol as my fall back weapon when the two of them were out of ammo? My pistol’s name was “Alamo”.
You got rid of the 1014 and brought in some Chinese hunk of ****, then you got rid of the FAMAS and just dolled it up to look like the T95 (You do know that GRAW had this gun in the game WAAAAAY BEFORE YOU GUYS THOUGHT ABOUT IT?). Once again, lazy programming.
Akimbo? Do I need to elaborate on this? Take away the shotty as a secondary and just put the FMJ as basically dual wielded overpowered P90s (LAME!) So you ******* decided to keep that when I COD4, you had it all right, then in MW2 and 3 you ****** it up all over again. Pistols were secondary and that was that. In 2, you had it great. Everyone who got that ass whupped with an AA12 with XMags cried and you took it away (That was my secondary of choice BTW). Now it’s a primary, and you have to give up a good perk to hopefully not get blown to **** because of another perk. Wondrous programming>
You took away 3d Person, and didn’t give us the same playlists as everyone else. So we have to do this in private matches? You know how ******* lame that is? I have to go back to MW2 just to compete against other 3DP enthusiasts in that garbage TEAM TAC environment.
THE TACTICAL INSERTION NEEDS TO GO! It’s useless, I don’t use it, never will use it and I don’t see its purpose in this game. It wasn’t in COD4 and it just gives boosters the perfect way to boost their way to 10th prestige without putting any work into their game.
There is tons I could on about. BTW, the two new maps, Piazza, is like playing Favela, only one thing is missing in that map, a real good map, on a scale of 1-5, I put this map right up there with that crap map in COD4 Bloc, a 1. As for Liberation, you totally ripped off BF3 with that one and…it’s the same size and make up of WASTE “OF-TIME” LAND. That map receives a 1. Overall, I give the first two maps an F for ****** up lazy programming.
What’s next IW/SH, you just going to pretty up fuckin SHIPMENT and bring it back? Or are you actually going to get off your “don’t listen to our gamers, they don’t know wtf they’re talking about” ship and listen to us.
Spawn points? Dear God! I can’t tell you how many times in KC I’m wasted off the spawn! And I’m a 2.30 + KD player, so I think I know what the **** I’m talking about when I say, “Yes, I know where the spawn points are on some maps, but do I ever engage a person off the spawn? No…I don’t why? It’s not good sportsmanship, nor would I want them to do that to me.”
I’ve wrecked guys who come out of the spawn now, don’t get me wrong, you can spawn and then two steps, bang! You’re down. That’s okay, because you ****** up. I’ve been taken out like that before too and damn is it frustrating “I JUST SPAWNED! OH, TAKE TWO STEPS AND DIE? GREAT! JUST FUCKIN GREAT!” –Laughing – Admit, it’s happened to you gamers has it not?
There is so much to address in this game. You should have a town hall or something online where we can get online and talk to a panel and have them tell us if this is being fixed or they didn’t even know about it.
Well, that’s all for now. Next post, a new mode I’d like to see that I came up with called: -EXTRACTION-
*The author of this posting has played video games since “Pong”.*