Eminem is a lyrical genius, better than 99.9% of the other "Rap" music out there.

Don't insult a legend just because you're mad you keep getting QS'd

(I dont QS, just sayin'.)

-Find a open area so you can do your 360 degree barrel masturbation to gather as much n337 energy as you can to be the first one killed.

-Be sure to come to the forums and tell Morgue he is a douche, and NoOb.

You bunch of dumbf-cks, m+m is a f-ing hard shelled candy that melts in your mouth not on your hands, f-ing amatures.

Oh, and I dont like sniper rifles, they hurt my back and my fingernails + the recoil hurts my shoulder.

Now pass the kleenex please, my leg is bleeding.

I always play with snipers in every game, always have, always will, they're some of my favorite weapons. I had to learn how to QS to improve my sniper game, and now I'm to the point where I can almost rush around with it like I can an SMG aside from lag getting your hit markers same as with my model. Long story short, I snipe the way it's supposed to be used but I'll quickscope just as much, it's fun, and it's not as easy as using an AR.

But you should probably add this in there for all those kids trying to do it because they think it's flavor of the month, I can't even get mad at these douche-scopers any more, I just have no rage left for getting stuck with them on my team and watching them go ******* 4-20. You forgot this one tho for the requirements to qualify as a douche-scoper.

-Get to every high place you can in the map so you can jump of and do as many spins as possible before you fire your one random shot.

-Equip throwing knives so you can lay in an alley with assasin ADS for the first person who runs in the alleyway. No proceed to claim you're amazing with throwing knives.