Nov 26, 2011 6:36 AM
Killstreaks - nOoB, Girl or Real Man?
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Assualt - Real Man
Support - nOoB
Specialist - Girl
Let me explain them
Support - You couldn't hit a UAV if you camped an entire match, you complain that your Emergency nOob Drop takes too long to come in, you put the the EMP because enemy air support scares you and you don't have the sense to put on a Stringer = nOoB
Specialist - Your extra perks will include Blind eye and Assasin, you need 6 perks because with 3 you don't feel properly dressed......girls play dress up. You will include Stalker because you secretly want one = Girl
Assault - SOH, Hardline and Steady aim, Stringer. Not scared of enemy air support, it's their to be taken down. Overwatch, AC130 and Osprey. You only have Osprey on to help your team gets kills from your care packages, you like helping nOoBs and Girls feel like they are someone even when you are laughed at for doing so = Real Man
Specialist - Users of this set-up copnfuse me and are most often caught screaming "Me me me me me I'm amazing"
Support - Helping the team by giving up the chance of additional kills for yourself. Users of this set-up are hated because it seems 'cheap' yet if you think it through the streaks available are useful and give you an edge, especially in objective based games.
Assualt - The hard nut category. Go for the kills, get more kills as reward. Users of this set-up have a 50% chance of thinking they are the best thing since sliced bread and will create threads attempting to mock and bring down users of the support package. *ahem*. Users of this set-up will also cry like little babies when their Osprey is taken down by a support EMP. Not really something a 'real man' would do.
Get on with it anyway - People who fall into THIS category are the real men. They appreicate that CoD is a game and in the game there are different set-ups and different ways of playing. They will keep a stiff upper lip and enjoy it for what it is...a game.
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so i take it your the real man tough guy are i bet your one of the people who cry when i shoot your killstreaks down or who is scared of a little uav ![]()
Assault - kill-whore
Support - scrub
Specialist - camper
When you shoot em down, i've got another stacked up waiting to come in ![]()
Specialist is an XP gold mine.
That is all.
When you shoot em down, i've got another stacked up waiting to come in ![]()
Or the rationalist who uses Specialist for the better EXP and will use whatever they want at 10th prestige despite your childish labels...