SCHEMATICXY wrote:

 

Me: Ok guys so we all know the strategy
Friend one: We go for Juggernog first
Friend two: then we get all our guns and perks and go to ours running spots.
Random: wheres juggernaut?
Everyone else:  :shock:

lol

heres mine

me hey go open the door he has 8000 i have 200
kid no i buying pap and jugg and speeed
me **** you, you little *******
kid  
me he makes us go down and
hey kid you know santa isnt real right
rage quits

Nayfen_94(2) wrote:

 

XxReaperXx1 wrote:

 

Me: hey go open the door he has 8000 i have 200
Kid: no i buying pap and jugg and speeed
Me: **** you, you little *******
Kid:        
he makes us go down and   
Me: hey kid you know santa isnt real right
Kid: rage quits

It's ok, you don't have to be sad... have a waffle!  (>'-')>#

hey thats mah thing here have a waffle (>'-')>(#)

lol no i kid but my story is a teammate wanted 2 do the drop glitch which i doont beleive so i said no so everytime i layed down he jumped on top of me!
so after he said he bought all of his perks for the theif round (i dont know why) i jump on him and he quits so i win

just done with a match with randoms

perfect game of a selfish guy

me:ok open the door
random 1:NO!
me:yes
random 1:I ALREADY OPENED A DOOR!
me:i opened 4 of em so open up
random 2:downed
random 1:lol they got downed
me:**** off
random 1:no you **** off
me:just open the door
random 1:no
me:im gonna save the others
random 1:lol youre gonna die
me after 20 seconds:looks like i didnt die huh?
random 1:when they get downed i will prove i am better then you!!!
me:ok
when they get downed:i will get them!
20 seconds later
random 1:GET ME UP!!! (whiney voice)
me:looks like youre not better then me huh?
random 1: **** OFF!!!
me:ok
and i just leave him behind lol he said **** OFF (^.^)
later round 20
me:open the door
random 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:*sigh*
opened the door
random 1:HAHA I WON!!!
*gets downed*
random 1:AAAAAAAAAAH GET ME UP!!!
me:uhm i will try...oh no crawler i cant get to you *sarcasm*
while i get juggernog next round he gets downed again
random 1:GET ME UP!!!
me:dont get downed then you got downed 20 times now
random 1:NO I GOT DOWNED 21 TIMES!!!
me:does that even make a difference?
after that round he respawns with george at the left and he shoots him and rage quits
me after the match message:LOL NOOB!
him in message:YOURE A NOOB!
me in message:you got downed 30 times and got 10 kills
him in message:YOU DONT HAVE MUCH KILLS TOO!!!
me in message:hmmmm 549 kills 1 down and 200000 points not much huh *sarcasm*
him in message:just **** off



BTW he was 6 years old i asked him later on

and guys have a waffle (>'.')>#

yesterday i was on Ascension round 28 and my buddy ran his horde right into me and i downed to many there to revive me so they let me die then next round i wasted all my points on JUG and only had the M1911 and got screwed up the ass and so the rest of the game i just wasted every bullet of that gay ass pistol on one zombie then i would die until i could afford jugs and the box