some are stolen but funny keep this going.

1: When you cautiously walk threw a door expecting a claymre to go off.
2: When you open your bosses breif case, thrw it out a window and say )_BOMB DEFUSED.
3: When you run inside a building as soon as you see jet fly over.
4: When your gf gets mad for your "2mins" of love and you flip, "its not over yet, get ready for the next one."
5: When you go run into a bush swinging, damn you ghost pro.
6: When u wake up in your room pist off that you didnt find a sentry gun in your Toy Box.