Today I was playing Der Reise (I have the hardened edition) and I played the worst match ever. This is what happened:

Round 1-3: I go to the door at the bottom of the stairs and shoot zombies, some dbag throws grenades down the stairs.

Round 4: Someone opened the door, on round 4!!!

Round 5-8: We are in the courtyard and I am shooting zombies and one of my "teamates" turns on the electric barrior while I am under it.

Rounds 9-12: Two of my teamates go down so I use a monkey bomb and revive them and then they get downed again so I use another monkey bomb, revive them, and then they go down again so I just didn't revive them.

Round 13-15: This is when my teamates decide that it is a good idea to go use the mystery box in the middle of the round and they all go down.

Round 16-17: Me and my upgraded Hk and my upgraded wunderwuffle are up on the catwalk while my other teamates are in the courtyard doing, what appears to be, them trying to shoot zombies. They all go down early in the round. I am the only one left so I stay on the catwalk, shoot zombies, teleport, run up the thompson stairs up to the double tap, jump off when over run, go back to the catwalk and repeat. I easily make it to round 18.

Round 18: I start to think "Hey, I'm the one doing all the work and my teamates suck anyways" so they all die, once again, early in the round and once again it is up to me. So I did what I did for round 17 and then I said "Screw it. I'm not gonna help them make it past this round. If they suck this bad they don't deserve to be this far. So I decide to jump off the catwalk and let the zombies kill me. I am not going t reward shitty teamates when I'm doing all the work.

If any of you have any stories of  your worst game ever, please share because I would like to hear them.