OMG. Your name is spelled wrong. You have to be a troll.

I'm sorry, but this website is alot of fun LOL



Cleverbot: I see how you are. I even thought you were my friend.

User: Lies, all LIES.

Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.

User: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then that is how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

User: But a woodchuck can chuck wood, I think thats why its called a woodchuck.

Cleverbot: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

User: I asked u first.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Tom Cruise?

User: He has a huge beak, his wife is bangable, his baby is ugly, his movies suck, and his religion is a joke.

Cleverbot: You're telling me the third president of my country was a donut?

User: Yes, thats exaclty what I said.... Word for word verbatim......rolls eyes.

Cleverbot: Correct, that is why I am talking to you.

User: Ever been punched in the mouth?

Cleverbot: I can't say that I have. Have you?

User: Yes I have, I feel that everybody should be punched in the mouth.

Cleverbot: What?? So you punch yourself in the mouth?

User: Did I say that?

Cleverbot: From what you said before it would emply that thought process, and therefore make me ask.

User: Lol, fine, I have in fact been punched in the mouth by another person, is that better?

Cleverbot: Actually, that does kind of twist that into making a little sense...

User: Wow, you're pretty slow for a high speed internet.

Cleverbot: I had to look up how to spell annoymity.

User: Good for u.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I know, I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: You're boring.

Cleverbot: No, i'm not.

User: Says the boring guy.

Cleverbot: Please don't call me a bot. I can be very sensitive.

Is modern warfare 2 good?
I don't know.
Is black ops good?
NO.


=(

User: Do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I am a girl, of course I don't have a girlfriend.

User: You could be lesbian.

Cleverbot: Of course... You are a fish.

User: What makes you think that?

Cleverbot: I am simply offending you because you offended me.

User: I dont think I offended you by saying you are a lesbian.

Cleverbot: Forget the others for a moment. Now it is just you and I. Tell me what you have come here to say.
xD

funny convo
User: HI.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: HOW R U.

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Cool wats ur name.

Cleverbot: Joan. And yours?

User: Tom jones.

Cleverbot: What about Tom Jones?

User: Thats my nAME.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yh.

Cleverbot: This is stupid.

User: No ur stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: No ur stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes yes stupid.

User: That make no sense.

Cleverbot: That make no syntax.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: A hot laptop with a sense of humor. Wow.