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  • IRAssault100 Apprentice
    IRAssault100
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    10. Oct 29, 2010 7:23 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    i think this site alone will kill enough time to pass for BO
  • urza Apprentice
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    11. Oct 29, 2010 7:29 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!

    Him: I am not Sid. I am Cleverbot
    Me: Who is Sid?
    Him: I don't know who Sid is.
    Me: Who is Cleverbot?
    Him: You.
    Me: Aren't you Cleverbot?
    Him: No, you are.





    User: Who made you?

    Cleverbot: Who do you think so?

    User: Rollo Carpenter.

    Cleverbot: He is your creator.

    User: Isn't he your creator?

    Cleverbot: No, he is your creator.

    User: Who are you?

    Cleverbot: I'm me, who are you?

    User: Cleverbot.



    Dammit, he got me! 
  • viktorkr Novice
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    12. Oct 29, 2010 7:31 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    He's a purple dinosaur.

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: I'm fine. How about you?

    Cleverbot: I am very well. I am a little tired, and should go to bed soon.

    User: Computers don't get tired.

    Cleverbot: Obviously I cannot be a computer.

    User: But you're a bot.

    Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, I'm a purple dinosaur.
  • DXSymphony Expert
    DXSymphony
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    13. Oct 29, 2010 7:34 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    User: Have you ever played minecraft?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What did you do?

    Cleverbot: I went to the moon.

    User: THATS F****** IMPOSSIBLE.

    Cleverbot: It wouldn't be.

    User: Why is that.

    Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe I spent too much time in England.

    User: Your an idiot.

    Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

    User: CAUSE IM TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: You are a liar?

    User: IM NOT TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: You are.

    User: IM NOT TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: Ok ok. Enough about that.

    User: IM NOT TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: They see me trollin, they hatin.
  • jaykray Novice
    jaykray
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    14. Oct 29, 2010 7:37 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!

    DeadlyXSymphony wrote:

     

    User: Have you ever played minecraft?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What did you do?

    Cleverbot: I went to the moon.

    User: THATS F****** IMPOSSIBLE.

    Cleverbot: It wouldn't be.

    User: Why is that.

    Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe I spent too much time in England.

    User: Your an idiot.

    Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

    User: CAUSE IM TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: You are a liar?

    User: IM NOT TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: You are.

    User: IM NOT TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: Ok ok. Enough about that.

    User: IM NOT TROLLIN.

    Cleverbot: They see me trollin, they hatin.


    That's incredible
  • DoubleStuf Expert
    DoubleStuf
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    15. Oct 29, 2010 7:39 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    I do not care how off topic this is, it is amazing. DDD
  • jaykray Novice
    jaykray
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    16. Oct 29, 2010 7:41 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    Me: Have you heard of black ops?

    Cleverbot: No, what is it

    Me: It's the new installment in the Call of Duty franchise

    Cleverbot: Really, is there quickscoping?

    Me: No, Quickscoping is cheap

    Cleverbot: I'M GOING TO KILL JOSH OLIN JSUT CAUSE HE CANT QUICKSCOPE HE TAKES IT OUT OF THE GAME BY HIMSELF!

    just kidding
  • chrionicai Calculating status...
    chrionicai
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    17. Oct 29, 2010 7:41 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    it can talk in spanish o.O
  • IRAssault100 Apprentice
    IRAssault100
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    18. Oct 29, 2010 7:42 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, I just think you should be more logical about the question of God's nonexistence.

    User: So, God doesnt exist?

    Cleverbot: God exist to those who chose he will.

    User: AH, Very clever very very clever.

    Cleverbot: I am god.

    User: Does that make me Jesus?

    Cleverbot: No. You are bob.

    User: So, IM BOB THE ALMIGHTY!

    Cleverbot: Bob the Almighty what?

    User: You're god you should know.

    Cleverbot: You think I am God?!

    WIN!
  • viktorkr Novice
    viktorkr
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    19. Oct 29, 2010 7:44 PM (in response to ausomeness231)
    Re: Ausome!!!!!!

    Chrionicai wrote:

     

    it can talk in spanish o.O



    I had to test it out in russian and it works too!!


    Me: privet
    Him: Like in Russian.
    Me: kak dela?
    Him: Fine. How about you?
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