Okay, I'm basicaly rotting away awaiting the games release. So, why not play a game?

The rules are simple, the person before you wishes for something, and you grant the wish, but add a bad outcome.
For instance

PrototypeFan101KK says:

I wish I had a Giraffe

super_steve_pirate_99 says

Granted, but it goes Rabbid and eats you alive
(Then wishes for something)
I wish I had a bed
(Then someone grants that wish and continues)

SO... I'll start

I wish I had Prototype early...