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Chuck Norris doesn't..

Posted by ChestSplittah on Jan 9, 2013 8:23 PM

Teabag... He potato sacks..

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dtuchpunk     Jan 10, 2013 12:24 AM (in response to ChestSplittah)

Chuck Norris is overrated.

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jwaller123     Jan 10, 2013 1:27 AM (in response to ChestSplittah)

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ChestSplittah     Jan 10, 2013 10:20 AM (in response to ChestSplittah)

Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug... It's not dead.... its scared to move.

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RealestEva     Jan 10, 2013 10:22 AM (in response to ChestSplittah)

sleep with a gun under his pillow. He sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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jwaller123     Jan 10, 2013 12:16 PM (in response to ChestSplittah)

Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence?

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IntoTheVoid     Jan 10, 2013 1:16 PM (in response to ChestSplittah)

Chuck Norris once got beaten up by Michael Jackson.

Chuck Norris cries when he does long division an has a remainder left over.

Chuck Norris is a flaming homosexual.

Chuck Norris would teabag himself, but he doesn't have any balls.

Chuck Norris is so lame, even One Direction makes fun of him.

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ChestSplittah     Jan 10, 2013 2:23 PM (in response to IntoTheVoid)

Haha! No wonder he can do those spinning kicks so well.

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SanAndreasPsycho     Jan 10, 2013 2:27 PM (in response to IntoTheVoid)

I fear for you sir. Hopefully he has it in his heart to overlook your blasphemy.

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ChestSplittah     Jan 10, 2013 6:02 PM (in response to SanAndreasPsycho)

Void would just flame him to death.

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JGDC74     Jan 10, 2013 2:30 PM (in response to ChestSplittah)

They say there's nothing to fear but fear itself.
And fear itself fears Chuck Norris!

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ghosthound     Jan 10, 2013 8:41 PM (in response to ChestSplittah)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chun_Kuk_Do

The man invented his own form of martial arts...nuff said.

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ChestSplittah     Jan 10, 2013 10:33 PM (in response to ghosthound)

Bruce Lee still would've whooped his az. Nuff said.

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Zonked666     Jan 12, 2013 12:10 AM (in response to ChestSplittah)

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now a days they're simply referred as the Islands.

Chuck Norris is actually dead, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck-Norris-BA     Jan 13, 2013 5:53 AM (in response to Zonked666)

Coming for you all.

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