Oct 9, 2012 8:48 PM
Do you shoot chickens?
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When lag is amazingly bad I take out my frustrations shooting chickens. Turns out you can't kill all of them. Most fun is using one of those (useless) missles that go up then come down to kill the 2 chickens on Seatown between the restaurant and that circular thing, by the well.
You can also shoot some bags to make clouds of dust, but somehow that's not as satisfying.
/ not a hunter
// am a gun owner
/// meat comes from styrofoam
//// spend too much time on fark
Its funny you should say the about the chickens, I generally set up a KILLZONE around those chickens and kill people that try and kill my chooks ![]()
chooks
That is the funniest thing I've read all day!!!!
Do you shoot chickens?
Haha ill knife them if I run into the lonely clucking bird who doesn't shut up!
I generally leave the chickens alone - I have taken a few out because they make hearing footsteps next to impossible.
1st The Javelin is far from useless if you use it correctly.
2nd I always get hs on them. Too bad you can't choke the chickens..
I do shoot the chickens, but I don't go out of my way to do so. If I've slowed down and they are impeding my ability to hear anything, then it's off with their freakin' heads!!!
Haha! I love this thread. So random.
Unless I'm in a pretty competitive match, I generally always make time to kill a chicken or two. I dunno why, but it is just really fun to do and never gets old.
One thing I didn't know... you can knife them? I've got to try this.
I like to shoot 'em with the most high-powered thing I've got. One time I wasted a predator missile (we were waaaaaaaaaay ahead in the mach) just to blow one up on Seatown (by the well). It's awesome seeing a giant explosion marker with some feathers scattered about!
Little over kill but i got to try this. it sounds awesome.
The RSPB have heard about this and have made an official complaint.
Next update all chicken will become melons.
PaddySTFC wrote:
The RSPB have heard about this and have made an official complaint.
Next update all chicken will become melons.
lmao Paddy..
I shoot chickens, I even shoot the monkeys, pig and gofer in black ops. I've recently found myself trying to shoot the snakes in gulch... hell i even shoot the dead cows in vortex/village and the dead ram in santuary... and dead peoples bodies lying around. theres alot of dead in this game. horses next!
Gofer in Black Ops?
I've not seen any dead cows in the Village, where are they?
And where is the dead ram at in Sanctuary?
lol, you have obviously checked out much more scenery while playing that I have,
I shoot chickens daily. It's ridiculous, but I just can't help it. I've doubled back on my way to capping A flag in Seatown just to shoot those darn chickens. I've even lost a care package or two wasting time shooting chickens. Its almost like a side mission. Lol!!!
I never shoot the chickens, I guess cause they aren't trying to kill me. Plus they'er so darn good looking!
yep! i shoot the chickens. i usually try to kill as may as i can with the fewest shots possible. i only do this if we are way ahead other than that i just always pop one or two shots off and kill a couple and move on.
Fun Fact: Chickens don't die from MOABs in MW3 or Nukes in MW2. ![]()
Fun fact: Your useles..
even more fun fact: Your a TROLL!
I shoot them but only get hitmarkers...damn lag!
:-)
I would say its they only thing in mp that doesnt lagg the chickens.
I once got caught teabagging a chicken!
You're admitting your sack is small enough to fit in a chicken's mouth?
I generally RPG/C4 the chickens.....even while playing SnD
The killcams are hilarious. Then my teammates yell at me for screwing around and losing the round for them.
Even in the heat of battle, there's always time to save one of our feathered friends from becoming a mc nugget. Shame '1 shot 1 kill' doesn't apply![]()
I use them to practice Qscoping on and most of the time they live to tell the tale.