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ChestSplittah wrote:

 

I am a mere Private First Class amongst, Officers. Yet, I know that Jinx's Sister is soiled.

Very well then, shine my boots, Private.

Strange how we all wear boots around here...

That is our only perk for enlisting. We have to take the "New" boots off the fallen bodies of our enemies.

Strange occurrence. I'm in dire need of underpants, yet those poor souls I retrieve boots from have none.

That is true. Also the fact that we do not notify them of the chemical warfare we exact on them by deploying Jinx's Sister. Leaves a most uncomfortable rash and leak I assume.