Jun 7, 2012 10:55 AM
Share your COD c*ck block moments.
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We all know COD has some fantastically annoying c*ck block moments, to the point sometimes of being so ridiculous you can't even be mad, all you can do is laugh. Now although this really isn't that much fun it is part of the peaking highs and lows that come with the modern COD, something very few games I've found can come very close to replicating, so let's take a moment to reflect on some of your best moments. I'll start off with my worst over the past week.
Mine is pretty simple, playing some regular KC, every one on the team has mic's, we're well ahead on the score board. I am both games one away from the MOAB and the game is one or two confirms from being over. So I politely ask them to stop confirming for a sec, (not that it matters since we're so far ahead) so that I can get the MOABS and call them in (nothing worse than getting those MOABS in TDM or KC and calling them in as the game ends and not seeing them go off). Every one is all for it and excited, but there always seems to be that one cock, the camper who hasn't been doing well usually that at that moment has to get one of his lucky few kills and go out of his way to confirm it. Officially 8===)~~ blocking me like a mother lover. The second time I just couldn't even be mad any more it was so ridiculous.
So now how's about some of your great moments, it doesn't have to involve MOABs or even high kill streaks, just anything ridiculous.
Were you trying to engage in intercourse with this MOAB? keep it in your pants..
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MOABing is the sex of COD. These bastards where blue ballin' me hard! Haha
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So many of the same moments as you have I cant even count.
I think I c0ck blocked myself the worst very recently though. My clan and I were slaughtering this team in KC. Two guys dropped a MOAB, one kid died on a 22 gunstreak and toward the end of the game I was up pretty high. We were up 62-22 and I asked guys to hold off tags as best they can because there were 2 minutes left in the game and I was getting up there. We had a few accidental confirms as I was working my way through the enemy spawn, and we were up 64-25 with well over a minute left. I was running low on ammo and saw a guy AFK in the corner. I went up and knifed him to conserve ammo forgetting thats an instant confirm and it ended the game. I was on 21 and up by C in mission looking down on 3 enemies running down the in the wide open. Worst c0ck block so far
Lmao oh god that's amazing, yours beats mine hands down. Nothing worse than shutting your self down.
I actually thought this thread was going to be about you telling us how you have trouble getting it up because you think about C.O.D too much. ![]()
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Hahaha, that would have been funny as hell. Thankfully no, this COD isn't that good.
they did that cuz they cant get a moab so y should they allow u to get one
yeah i got c blocked one time i was about to get with this chick .. and her ugo sister said she didnt feel good ,so she needed to go home (cause my buddy wouldnt take one for the team and lay some wood to her ) ...
Im that guy that keeps picking up tags.
lmao at least your honest wimp527 ![]()
Hahaha, I laughed at that one. I feel your pain, I'm the one that actually plays the points in domination and understands why a 3 cap is bad.
C*ck blocked in a video game? You kids really need to learn the definition of terms before painting them into video games. C*ck blocking doesnt even apply to anything you said.
This reminds me of the kids a few months back who swore to god he "invented" the term "merked". Problem is Im aware people have been saying that since the 80s when an NES game came out called MERC and probably alot longer before that. He didnt have anything to say after that.
It's a metaphor, same concept. It's also a play on how seriously we can get into the game at times and a joke about that at the same time, thats another reason why I chose to relate it to cock blocking. We all know exactly what it means. Off your high horse you get.
sorry, i would have picked up the tags, too. if you can take them out, you take them out. don't prolong someone's humiliation so your stats can look good. maybe i am old school.
Nah I know what you mean. It's got nothing to do with stats or humiliation tho, it's still just so fun to get MOABs, I don't think it will ever stop being fun. Besides it's not like I was asking a ton, I just needed one more kill.
Well, if it's your first MOAB, I could understand being a little PO'd about it. If you've gotten a MOAB before, well, the who cares.