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2118 Views 25 Replies Latest reply: May 31, 2012 5:25 PM by machine650 RSS
machine650 Master 3,926 posts since
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Florida is awesome (zombies)

Posted by machine650 on May 30, 2012 6:21 PM

So now South Florida (Miami - I think Darkshadow resides there) has zombies!

 

(Explicit content - yada yada, who cares just look at the gruesome pics!

 

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/30/security-video-shows-entire-miami-zombie-at tack/

 

http://socialmediaseo.net/2012/05/29/miami-zombie-attack-pictures/

 

Well, Bomb seems to be moving in with me as we gather weaponry and plan out our defenses/attacks.

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  • myndsight Novice 63 posts since
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    myndsight     May 30, 2012 6:41 PM (in response to machine650)

    bath salts can be used as a terrorist weapon if they put it in our water suppy and we will have a zombie apocalypse! godd idea for a new movie or game lol

    • machine650 Master 3,926 posts since
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      machine650     May 30, 2012 6:46 PM (in response to myndsight)

      I remember watching some older movie where this guy tried to blow up and contaminate a main water pipe that ran down a hill/mountain that fed a whole little town. Was pretty cool but it was more about some sniper trying to stop him before blowing it.

  • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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    ByzantineBomb     May 30, 2012 10:29 PM (in response to machine650)

    I've got camouflage clothing, money, knives and a growing food supply stocked up.

    Also, I'm familiar with machine guns in case we happen to aquire one.

  • hornswoggled Master 3,540 posts since
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    hornswoggled     May 30, 2012 7:15 PM (in response to machine650)

    Told you they're real.

     

    • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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      ByzantineBomb     May 30, 2012 10:31 PM (in response to hornswoggled)

      *Cough* Meow *Cough, cough*

      And I have a bunch of torniquets, Ipressure dressings, gauze and a Bolin chest seal laying around somewhere.

      Did I mention I'm a good runner Crafty? I hope you are as well, this skill will become invaluable.

  • kamchakka Master 4,117 posts since
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    kamchakka     May 31, 2012 2:18 AM (in response to machine650)

    I was discussing with a friend of mine whether this would count as a zombie attack, since the brain hasn't been eaten. I said zombies probably can't chew through the skull and neither will they search for a rock to bash it in, but he didn't believe me.
    Going through the face (especially the nose area) is, in my opinion, the best way to get to the brain if you don't have any means except your hands and teeth.

     

    What do you gents think?

    • machine650 Master 3,926 posts since
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      machine650     May 31, 2012 2:41 AM (in response to kamchakka)

      Well, it seems the guy was in the middle of his feast and was making his way to the brain. He kinda got stopped by some shots to the face and back though.

      • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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        ByzantineBomb     May 31, 2012 7:36 AM (in response to machine650)

        Maybe we should consider purchasing some breathable biker helmets.

        • machine650 Master 3,926 posts since
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          machine650     May 31, 2012 3:08 PM (in response to ByzantineBomb)

          Or, invest in some carbonfiber/kevlar Riot helmets.

          • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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            ByzantineBomb     May 31, 2012 3:53 PM (in response to machine650)

            Better idea, we invest in carbon fiber/kevlar riot helmets...and paint skulls on them! That'll really scare those zombies! Also, if they think we are skeletons, we'll be safe as skeletons obviously have no brains anymore.

             

            Or we'll just look like idiots.

            • machine650 Master 3,926 posts since
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              machine650     May 31, 2012 3:55 PM (in response to ByzantineBomb)

              Or....

               

              We paint skulls on them and strap on 2 VuVuzelas to the side with it linked to an air pump to blow them at your command!

              • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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                ByzantineBomb     May 31, 2012 4:47 PM (in response to machine650)

                The zombies stand no chance. And if we can uncover the Nazis' dinosaur revival methods, we could rid atop dilapitatedsauruses and free America from this scourge!

                 

                The dinos will get sweet skulls painted on too.

  • -pictureframe- Master 11,871 posts since
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    -pictureframe-     May 31, 2012 4:50 PM (in response to machine650)

    I just wish those Flordian Zombies didn't always have to go looking for food in the nude. It's quite disturbing.

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