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  • whenindoubtc4 Master 4,264 posts since
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    whenindoubtc4     May 9, 2012 1:26 PM (in response to jedimastershark)

    Copy that, stealth UAV recon has detected the SAM sites at grid coordinates 223 445 556 and 225 550 660.  Viper 2 to Viper Leader permission to attack needed over.

  • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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    ByzantineBomb     May 9, 2012 1:26 PM (in response to jedimastershark)

    Mierda...SAMs? I can't nab these tacos AND take those out within less than 20 minutes left!

  • jedimastershark Master 4,801 posts since
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    jedimastershark     May 9, 2012 1:30 PM (in response to jedimastershark)

    All units be advised, multiple Tomahawks are inbound to neutralize the SAM sites. I repeat, friendly missles from USS Maelstrom inbound to SAM sites, the hammer is down.

  • whenindoubtc4 Master 4,264 posts since
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    whenindoubtc4     May 9, 2012 1:32 PM (in response to jedimastershark)

    Viper 2 copies.  Be advised manbats have constructed to deal with the rotorwings over.

  • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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    ByzantineBomb     May 9, 2012 1:40 PM (in response to whenindoubtc4)

    Oh God...nothing spooks a Komodo dragon like manbats! *Swiftly stuffs several sacks, badoliers and sathels with tacos and bursts out of the stand, shielding his lizard's eyes*

    We've only got about 5 minutes before Claire goes berserk...and not even the Hulk can stand against a Komodo Dragon in berserk mode.

     

    Chuck Norris tried once but luckly only had his chin burnt. Hence why he grew a beard.

  • whenindoubtc4 Master 4,264 posts since
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    whenindoubtc4     May 9, 2012 1:43 PM (in response to ByzantineBomb)

    She is terrified of man portable surface to air missile systems?

  • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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    ByzantineBomb     May 9, 2012 2:03 PM (in response to whenindoubtc4)

    No, MANBATS! *Points behind his stampeding lizard, revealing a gaggle of enemy attack helicopters...and giant, seething bats*

  • whenindoubtc4 Master 4,264 posts since
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    whenindoubtc4     May 9, 2012 1:55 PM (in response to ByzantineBomb)

    Oh?  All units be advised the rotorwings has entered the air space, commencing fire in three two one.  Be advised the rotorwings have been neutralized, satelite recon has detected multiple fast movers on the way, Viper 2 advises seeking shelter.  Viper 2 to Gunfighter 1 be advised multiple enemy fast movers have been launched, request you engage, over.  Viper 2 this is Gunfighter 1 we copy, over.

  • matuzz Master 6,109 posts since
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    matuzz     May 9, 2012 2:03 PM (in response to jedimastershark)

    Requesting handgun, yes I forgot to bring gun with me.

    I have sticky situation here with the guards.

  • ByzantineBomb Expert 807 posts since
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    ByzantineBomb     May 9, 2012 2:04 PM (in response to matuzz)

    *Tossing AK with last double mag* Fall back to the airport! WE HAVE THE TACOS.

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