Apr 12, 2012 7:35 AM
If There Was a Zombie Apocalypse, Where Would YOU Go?
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I would go to Jersey Shore, 'cuz even the zombies know there are no brains there
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Mildly amusing.
Zombies don't think.
I'd set camp in a walmart. They have everything you would need to survive for a very long time.
Let's start the Reaper / Foxhound alliance, I even put your name first. I pronounce you King of Walmart only if I get to be Lord of Lowes and Sultan of Sam's Club.
Home depot *ding* two-by-four galore
Where would I go?
Back to Coruscant. The jedi council is always going on about how I need to get my rear back in the temple for the council meetings and mentoring of the younglings since I'm master now.
I would goto the place were they have the most bacon.
Chuck Norris's house!!!
I would go to Church and let God sort it out.
LMAO!
Take shotgun and wait for winter if its summer.
I would dive into the nearest pile of grass.
-pictureframe- wrote:
I would dive into the nearest pile of grass.
Very wise decision. Say, does that patch of gras have room for me? I need to a zombie buddy since apparently reaper and foxy are gettin close.
Indeed, a Picture/Crafty Alliance could go very far. We need to schedule a primitive backpacking trip ASAP!
We gotta get Bomb in this pact too. I'm sure he could rip through some zombies.
Agreed. At this point, Bomb must be a pro with an assault rifle. I'm also sure that he could put down claymores in a way that wouldn't kill all of us. And don't even get me started on how many free hugs we could get from him...
Yes, we could really use those free hugs in time of despair.
Id hang out at Bill Murrays House,
Zombieland reference. Nice
alcatraz.
I would hide under a pile of coats and hope everything worked out.
Funny how this thread pops up here, when I was just on a site about zombie survival.
It also depends on what type of Zombies they are, i mean are they old school Goerge Romero Zombies or the sort that will chase you down at speed?
Yes. The shambling zombies wouldnt scare me as much as the sprinting ones.
Catalina Island. I like the Alcatraz idea as well but at least Catalina has better weather, some pre existing infrastructure, and tons of sharks around it in case zombies learn how to swim.
They prefer floating.
I would go either to the logging camp a few hundred km in the middle of nowhere, or Fort Knox
Theres a camp outside my town.
Or the medieval store, they cant chomp through steel can they?
Or, give evil a kitteh and wait your turn to post?
Lol, posting spree.
SPAM SPAM SPAM.
Yes I c wut u did thur
machine650 wrote:
SPAM SPAM SPAM.
That is what i would live off if this did happen,
I mean it is the poor mans bacon after all.
FPS Russia's house son!!!
stay at home because im rock hard and would whoop some zombie ass ![]()
I wouldn't go anywhere. I'd run around in circles until I had a decent sized hoard and I'd go to town with a shotgun. Then I'd look for the mystery box.
I probaly would try to go and get all my equipment and food then i go to empty military base if possible and then i would go and get my own submarine ship and hopefully kill all the zombies in there and the leave the whole island. The End.
To the gun store and then my K/D will look like this 6,000,000,000/ 0, hopefully.
Have fun with that 3 day waiting period.
I stock up on guns now before it's too late.
I would go to Canadia. Everybody knows zombies don't exist in Canadia.
reaper2792 wrote:
I would go to Canadia. Everybody knows zombies don't exist in Canadia.
Really? How will you do that? Are you talking about staying there on a boat in the water or does everything there just hover over the nonexistant ground?