he isnt OP he never does good with his National Team lol

Yea cheezbrger....

Didn't read through the WHOLE thing, so sorry if anything is repeated...

- Everytime you do something you think is cool or are successful at something, you yell, "FUS RO DAH!!!"

- When you're rounding a corner at the same time as another person, see them in surprise, and instantly drop prone.

- You take out knives and start throwing them as high and far as you can for possibly amazing results.

- Start pressing random buttons on your phone, remote, etc and wonder why that Chopper, Pave Low, or any other similarly-activated Killstreaks aren't appearing.

- When you start jumping from heights high enough to cause injuries over and over, thinking that if you do it enough, you'll be able to drop from any height without any injuries at all.

- Are always weary of scooters, photocopiers, and other smaller devices of exploding massively.

- Everywhere you go, you're walking while crouching.

- Whenever there's a flash of light, you yell out "WE'VE BEEN EMP'ED!!!!! / ENEMY HAS DETONATED EMP!!!! OUR ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE!!!" or "EMP DETONATED!!!! / FRIENDLY HAS DETONATED EMP!!! THEIR ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE!!!"

- When moving big boxes, you call out, "Care Package is on its way!" and drop it out a window, down the stairs, etc.

- Everytime you round a corner, you do it strafe jumping.

When you yell "Enemy B52 Inbound" when you see a low flying plane pass by...