Feb 29, 2012 4:22 PM
How do you know when you're playing a noob?
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Well, I think you first have to define a "noob."
What is a noob? I'm not really sure, but I darn sure know when I see one ... or three ... or five ... or a whole team of noobs.
Take a look at these clips and see what you think.
Video One - You have to be patient on this one and watch closely what happens to the last guy I encounter. Big hint? I've alreay been shooting at the car on the right.
Video Two - If you're gonna team camp, don't do it noob style (the funny part starts at 14 or 15 seconds and is pretty much over by 25 seconds).
Video Three - I have no earthly idea what these guys were thinking
Video Four - THIS is why you run the other direction when your entire team runs into a funnel.
Video Five - And of course the best I saved for last. I still keep LMAO every time I think about this COD wtf moment.
I love watching funny shtuff like this. Anyone else have things like this they can post?
When they don't play the objective like in video 2 and farm kills.
Know what you mean. I hate it when I have guys on my team that want to snipe from the position those guys were in ... but don't watch the back route that I used to approach them.
I do love gettin' on a good choke point and mowing down waves of people who can't figure out that there are multiple routes.
When they abuse the Shotguns and Dual FMG9, drop into Final Stand/Dead Man's Hand, complain about lag when they probably have the best connection, and when they camp on objectives they can easily campture and help out their team.
i know when i see a noob they come to the forums and make fun of other ppl bt posting vids.
Its easy to Identify noobs, if they have a tube on them they are a noob.
Depends on the tube some are for taking out aircraft. That's a team player that forfeits his secondary for the good of others.
Does the rule "If you noob me first, I'll noob you back" count as someone being a noob?
When rather than use a gun, they're running around with the XM25.![]()
@ keyboard ... sorry if you were in one of the videos. Well, no I'm not. It's all about fun. Personally, I've been on the receiving end of noob-pwnage myself. I'm sure everyone has. Either you're a good sport about it or your not.
@ stonculd ... There's a lot off good spots in MW3 where you can do it. The down side is that every spot on the map has a route from which you can be flanked so you have to pay attention to other stuff going on.
I really like LMGs while covering the bridge on Village.
@ sfaalltheway ... guilty of using tubes at times. I'm a noob. She's a noob. He's a noob. They are noobs ... wouldn't you like to be a noob, tooooooo???
@ stonculd again ... in fact, the class I was using in the last video has a Javelin as a secondary. I prefer the Stinger for taking out aircraft but I have two LMG classes. One is for taking out personnel AND aircraft, the other strictly for taking out aircraft.
@ dicemann ... at some point I'm going to use the XM25 ... there is a challenge for completing it. ![]()
@ gamergirl276 ... absolutely. Nothing wrong with being a total noob!
@ everyone ... thanks for the comments! Would love to see your funny COD wtf moments!
Hey now, I am only a total noob when noobed first!
The question is how do you not know when your playing a noob
I am at work and am unable view the videos. Judging by what I am reading they are pretty good. Alot of people probably play like "Noobs" after one to many beers. Lol. Any way you slice it, if they act or play like a "Noob" I say thanks for the easy kill. I don't get many of those. Lol
BTW ... I didn't mention it, but in Video Three?
I totally have a noob moment myself. Notice I toss up a Semtex to the guy that was shooting at me ... but it doesn't quite make it over the ledge.
As you see, however, I fully recover from the super-noob move and ... well, its always better to be a noob by yourself than be a noob with two other guys at the same time.
I am a NOOB give me some pointers please. Let me be your padawan learner.
I like the videos and thank god I was not in any of them. ![]()
I once typed my GT into youtube and found out I was in a couple of videos. Lol. My favorite one was the one where I was killed by a tomahawk from halfway across the map.
Haven't done it lately to see if I have made it into any MW3 clips or not.
You know your playing a newb when he keeps coming back
to try and kill you and you go 24-1 when he lucks a noobtube kill on you
then sends you about 20 messages after the game
then does exactly the same thing next game
free kills ftw
happened earlier was well funny
he was determined to to kill me