usually i pee for about 1 minute then it finds me a match.

I watch The Lord of the Rings (the whole trilogy)

I just wait it out.  Every time I get up to do something I get thrown in the middle of the match and come back to find that i've already died a few times.  Doesn't matter if I go to the bathroom, get a drink, go feed the dogs, go get the cat out of the attic cause I accidentally locked him up there, or whatever, the match will start while I'm gone.  (the cat thing only happened once...)

Usually start up in lobby with friends, eat dinner, smoke a good marlboro, then take a good

Sh!t, Shave and then a Shower. Drink a 1/2 quart of some Good 'Ol MoonShine. then I can wait in front of the TV in the lobby while drinking on the other 1/2 of the Quart.   DEVILDOG

I just yell at the TV for 5 minutes... "Come On!  Come On!  Hurry Up!"... "I'm gonna leave in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - zzzeeerrrooo"... "I mean it this time, 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - zzzeeerrrooo"... "OK, last time for real, 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - zzzeeerrrooo"... "AWWW COME ON!!!"

usually i get into matches pretty quick, but at times its just wont find any because of the connection that some people in the house are taking up and giving me so much lag and afterwards its just keep searching for matches and afterwards i wait until the internet connection ease up a bit lol.

Idk why everyones complaining about taking forvever to find matches? Its pretty fast, just takes 10 seconds tops.