These are my go-to phrases:
Bulllll-s***
Are you f***ing kidding me?
What was that?
Dude, learn to drive.
What!?

"Bonjour"

*So you think you're better than me, that p1ssed on your bonfire pro*

( reserved for those 1vs1 clutches that I always seem to get in somewhere away from the game play )

*WTF*

*LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*This game suxs, did you see that, did you f'ing see that, how did that miss, f'ing game, f'ing game suxs, it's sh1t, I'm never playing this pile of crap ever again, jesus, wtf, wtf, lag, f'ing lag, f'ing hell, oh f'ing lord, you f'ing dick, CAMPER, oh hell I'm gonna have a heart attack, save me, save me, this game is f'ng b0ll0x..................Sorry love, just got a bad connection, yeah I'll keep it down*

( reserved for when I'm playing really bad and getting owned )

"Lets settle this with a duel at dawn you little scallywag."

Jassie wrote:

 

lion wrote:

 

"Lets settle this with a duel at dawn you little scallywag."

Have you actually said that to anyone?

No he started with " You cad........Lets settle this with a duel at dawn you little scallywag." :D

Jassie wrote:

 

lion wrote:

 

"Lets settle this with a duel at dawn you little scallywag."

Have you actually said that to anyone?

I never normally get wound up enough to spew that sort of filth into young childrens ears.

f this game

i hate cod

%*&^(&)(*_)_**(deep breathe)*&%&^$&^#%$%@$#@%$#@!%!@#!!@#@!!@$%#$%@$#

eat it

and everyones favorite your mom_________

Seems like "Are you f---ing kidding me" is a fairly common one around these parts. I approve.

Not in order of most used, most liked, most severe, etc

Add profanity before and after and/or moans/sighs/groans

1. Spawn killer! (obvious)
2. Reverse spawn killer! (player 1 spawns, kills player 2, player 2 was already in the area and surprised by player 1 because player 1 had a *** spawn)
3. Running around with your head cut off (knifers, runners) (rushers who glimpse you and just come at you in full force and rely on luck and brute force to kill you rather than careful cover or any form of cunning)
4. Cheater (player with the advantage of lag or commando)
5. As*shole (player with K/D of 0.50 or lower)
6. Real Noob (player no prestige, approx level 20 or lower)
7. Unlegit player (player with very low rank but 4.0 K/D or similar high score) (unlegit meaning that this is likely not their first account)
8. Nobody wants to hear you talking (anyone who chatters about *** things, get muted dude.)
9. If I wanted to ______ I would go do ______ (when I encounter certain aggravating things)
10. Mortars/mortar team OMA tubing of a spawn or domination point from the other side of the map... killcam you see somebody pointing a toob at the clouds and bombs rain down on you)

It for now.

After yesterday I have to add this one.

"GET THE **** OFF OF ME!"

Every game I would play I would have idiots following me, blocking door ways, preventing me from getting into cover, ect. Was pissing me the **** off.

"What the heck just happened???"

"Why must you hate me?!"

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...!"

[incomprehensible noise]

"This is freaking retarded!"

"I love you too <3"

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"/"POTTY MOUTH!"

I say the last phrase(s) to Ice the most.