Apr 12, 2011 9:38 PM
Putting Sexy in Zombies
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burntdik wrote:
Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn that worked so well in "mass effect" series. So try think up ways to include it in the game.
Heroine
The obvious way is to have the big titted playable character, but then its likely to actually be played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.
Zombie Chicks
Problem is.. are zombie chicks even sexy? hmm, I mean vampire chicks are but they aren't rotten. theres also the problem that girls vary in appearance more then guys, guys in uniform all look the same thus zombies can all look the same but if you start dressing the ladies up all pretty like they would need to be somewhat unique. I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.
Cut scenes
Yep cut scenes with hot girls. Maybe a hot woman tries to jump you, until you realise what she really is when she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).
Posters/art
Just pictures around the map, sexy ones.
burntdik wrote:
Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn that worked so well in "mass effect" series. So try think up ways to include it in the game.
Heroine
The obvious way is to have the big titted playable character, but then its likely to actually be played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.
Zombie Chicks
Problem is.. are zombie chicks even sexy? hmm, I mean vampire chicks are but they aren't rotten. theres also the problem that girls vary in appearance more then guys, guys in uniform all look the same thus zombies can all look the same but if you start dressing the ladies up all pretty like they would need to be somewhat unique. I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.
Cut scenes
Yep cut scenes with hot girls. Maybe a hot woman tries to jump you, until you realise what she really is when she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).
Posters/art
Just pictures around the map, sexy ones.
burntdik wrote:
This was intended as a serious discussion, not a homo convention.
burntdik wrote:
I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.
burntdik wrote:
Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn that worked so well in "mass effect" series. So try think up ways to include it in the game.
Heroine
The obvious way is to have the big titted playable character, but then its likely to actually be played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.
Zombie Chicks
Problem is.. are zombie chicks even sexy? hmm, I mean vampire chicks are but they aren't rotten. theres also the problem that girls vary in appearance more then guys, guys in uniform all look the same thus zombies can all look the same but if you start dressing the ladies up all pretty like they would need to be somewhat unique. I think it would be suitable for the girl zombies to be wearing a dress that gets blown off when hit by a grenade blast.
Cut scenes
Yep cut scenes with hot girls. Maybe a hot woman tries to jump you, until you realise what she really is when she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).
Posters/art
Just pictures around the map, sexy ones.
burntdik wrote:
Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn
played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.
she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).
Clandestine50mg wrote:
i just want to highlight some of my favorite parts of the OP
burntdik wrote:
Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn
played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.
she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).
why does this thread exist?
Clandestine50mg wrote:
i just want to highlight some of my favorite parts of the OP
burntdik wrote:
Zombies really lacks something akin to softcore porn
played by some ugly fat guy on the other side of the country and his voice might be a bit of a turn off.
she takes her clothes off showing a rotten torso (but perfect tits).
why does this thread exist?
burntdik wrote:
Time to give up your tired argument jdm1991si, do you actually think you look cool with your "I dont need to look at girls I get them all in real life" rubbish? I guess you dont masterbate either you act as if you think your the only person to have groped a girls breast, a true sign of immaturity.
Good to see a couple sensible, thought out replies, shylabugg, cutscenes could be incorporated in "easter eggg" fashion, you trigger one and a flash back happens showing what happened within the map which resulted in the way it is now. Yes cutscenes all the time would get old but not if it has to be specifically triggered (and had boobs in it). They could have a variety of cutscenes that show depending on the performance of the individual characters.
burntdik wrote:
Time to give up your tired argument jdm1991si, do you actually think you look cool with your "I dont need to look at girls I get them all in real life" rubbish? I guess you dont masterbate either you act as if you think your the only person to have groped a girls breast, a true sign of immaturity.
Good to see a couple sensible, thought out replies, shylabugg, cutscenes could be incorporated in "easter eggg" fashion, you trigger one and a flash back happens showing what happened within the map which resulted in the way it is now. Yes cutscenes all the time would get old but not if it has to be specifically triggered (and had boobs in it). They could have a variety of cutscenes that show depending on the performance of the individual characters.
jdm1991si wrote:
burntdik wrote:
Time to give up your tired argument jdm1991si, do you actually think you look cool with your "I dont need to look at girls I get them all in real life" rubbish? I guess you dont masterbate either you act as if you think your the only person to have groped a girls breast, a true sign of immaturity.
Good to see a couple sensible, thought out replies, shylabugg, cutscenes could be incorporated in "easter eggg" fashion, you trigger one and a flash back happens showing what happened within the map which resulted in the way it is now. Yes cutscenes all the time would get old but not if it has to be specifically triggered (and had boobs in it). They could have a variety of cutscenes that show depending on the performance of the individual characters.
really? Why are you talking about masterbating and groping a girls tits on CoD forum? And i'm the one who's immature? I'm sorry if i don't get off on animated girls like you do man. The people that are agreeing with you are more than likely on the same boat as you...aka being a 30 year old virgin who like "UBER HOT ANIMATED BABES YOO!!!!!!" seriously if you want "soft core porn" incorporated into your game then go play play second life or some other bullshit that you no life **** would enjoy. Get out of your moms basement, get a real girlfriend and stop posting retarded ideas for Black Ops. People play Zombies for it's story line and fun factor...nothing needs to be changed.
Puff! Tha Magic Beaner wrote:
u know this actually isnt a bad idea. i mean some of it isnt a good idea, like the zombie chicks, but the posters and the possible heroine, or maybe like the hot chick in distress the four characters have to save..lol. but none the less im not gunna lie if i was f u c k i n destroying zombies putting massive amounts of bullets in heads,and after getting that last crawler i wouldnt mind running around and possibly seeing some half naked big titted bimbo on a poster or possibly dancing in a cage.
just saying...
Puff! Tha Magic Beaner wrote:
u know this actually isnt a bad idea. i mean some of it isnt a good idea, like the zombie chicks, but the posters and the possible heroine, or maybe like the hot chick in distress the four characters have to save..lol. but none the less im not gunna lie if i was f u c k i n destroying zombies putting massive amounts of bullets in heads,and after getting that last crawler i wouldnt mind running around and possibly seeing some half naked big titted bimbo on a poster or possibly dancing in a cage.
just saying...
dropkneeboggie wrote:
Is'nt that what Duke Nuke'm is for
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuuyRGB_BA
Puff! Tha Magic Beaner wrote:
i wouldnt mind running around and possibly seeing some half naked big titted bimbo on a poster or possibly dancing in a cage.
Snyper-Elite-D wrote:
why watch treyarchs version of boobs when you can go outside meet some ***** (in your case you sound like you badly need one) and look at real breasts because this is the worst idea for zombies since well this is just the worst anyway in closing get a life
jdm1991si wrote:
burntdik wrote:
This was intended as a serious discussion, not a homo convention.
Then give an idea that isn't completely retarded. This game wasn't made to cater to those who enjoy getting off to "super sexy CG characters"
If you enjoy watching "sexy" animated characters then go watch anime porn...i enjoy real life ladies....something i can tell you don't have much experience with.
......You sick ****.
You bumped this classic thread from over a year ago just to say "... You sick ****". ![]()
Though I must say its quite ironic that the only zombie pic thus released is a hot scantily clad girl holding a decapitated head ![]()
two words: HELL NO
also in the MW3 map Arkeden or whatever there is posters of girls in it, and I think that's a little preverted. Get a real girlfriend and got out of ur moms house or if you can't get a girl (which is probally the case) just watch porn and stop making the most retarded suggestions ever