when both of my daughters hum the multiplayer music while they do their homework in the kitchen.

when you have the cure for cancer in a little vial but refuse to give it to anyone dieing from it on their death bed because it looks like they are in 2nd chance. and then you teabag them.

But then they respawn

Fourth time of giving this answer....

When during sex, at the crucial moment you yell, "Sticky going out"

When you see the wife in the kitchen with a knife so you dolphin dive through the window 

1) when you walk by some 1 you know but they don't notice you and then you say ... yea!! thats what i call ( ghost pro )
2) when your friend stays all day at his house and doesn't want to go out and you say stop being a F*cking Camper
3) when you see a plane in the sky and you say yea its my spy plane xD
4) when your GF is really mad at you and she tries to slap you but you don't let her because you think its a instant kill knife attack lol
5) when you are wondering in the store and just looking for something to buy and you see some1 far away looking at you , and you say oh Sh*t a sniper.

lol