qZombieSlayerp wrote:

 

Here's the legit 8th step. If it doesn't work for you, it worked for me, so don't blame me. I'm just saying what we did.

Buy PhD Flopper. Everyone must have it. Now, somebody must use a Gersch Device. Everybody dive from a high point into the Black Hole. You will be transported back to the main room The chained up door next to Quick Revive will be available for 1250. Inside is a gauge on a pad with several buttons. Next to it will be an inaccsessable door, blocked by a table. On the table is another Matryshka(?) Doll. The face is painted over in black. When you get to the gauge, you can press X. It says "Press X to lower security gauge". After doing that, an alarm will sound. The Mystery Man will say, "Good! You tuned off the security restrictions. I can get out of here!"

That's all I have.

CanadianFNG wrote:

 

qZombieSlayerp wrote:

 

Here's the legit 8th step. If it doesn't work for you, it worked for me, so don't blame me. I'm just saying what we did.

Buy PhD Flopper. Everyone must have it. Now, somebody must use a Gersch Device. Everybody dive from a high point into the Black Hole. You will be transported back to the main room The chained up door next to Quick Revive will be available for 1250. Inside is a gauge on a pad with several buttons. Next to it will be an inaccsessable door, blocked by a table. On the table is another Matryshka(?) Doll. The face is painted over in black. When you get to the gauge, you can press X. It says "Press X to lower security gauge". After doing that, an alarm will sound. The Mystery Man will say, "Good! You tuned off the security restrictions. I can get out of here!"

That's all I have.

why remove my post?

topbunkdd89 wrote:

 

julian jr2 wrote:

 

what about step 9

all he has is 8 calm down we dont even know if its true

qZombieSlayerp wrote:

 

Let me clear up a few things.

I did NOT delete any posts. I've actually been playing Ascension.
I do NOT have any type of recording device. My phone only takes pics.

And to be honest, I have no 9th and 10th step. I'm sorry, just wanted to see if it would take off.The 8th step IS legit. But, I'm being covered right now while I answer, and we're on to something. Thanks for discussing like normal people!

qZombieSlayerp wrote:

 

First off, I'm not kidding. This is serious business. I did it once by accident and restarted and did it again to prove it. By the way, I don't have a capture card. Here it goes!!!!

so after you complete the 7 steps you recieve the death machine while the game is back in black in white all four people MUST shoot the moon....im talkin shoot that mofo you are a blood and that moon bastard is a crypt. you must blow in to smitherins and since the death machine shoots in a circle a big circle chunk of the moon will come down and hit the map blowing a hole making it possible to go where the generator was then when the color is back on you must buy a unicorn off the wall for 10000 the unicorn will start making love to nikoli. you will see a death machine out where the generato was its on the wall for 10 pts. next you need to tbag richtofen with the dempsey. Richtofen will start to moan for takeo and then the three have an orgie. you will then see samantha walking towards you with the mystery man (im not gonna say and ruin the surprise) the person with the most money needs to go up to samantha and press x and cash will fall from the swky a pole will come out of the ground and samantha will dance on it and strip leaving only zombie pasties and then join in on the mixed race orgie the mystery man then commits beastiality with the unicorn breaks off the horn and shoves it up his *******. once you complete this step run as far out of the map as you can and dolphin dive do 1200 spins and eat a grilled cheese then it will show the next map and let you play it

well have fun you queers

p.s. this doesnt work unless done by round 5



My friend's totally legit 9th/10th step. Oh, yeah we just did it.

not really

qZombieSlayerp wrote:

 

Here's the legit 8th step. If it doesn't work for you, it worked for me, so don't blame me. I'm just saying what we did.

Buy PhD Flopper. Everyone must have it. Now, somebody must use a Gersch Device. Everybody dive from a high point into the Black Hole. You will be transported back to the main room The chained up door next to Quick Revive will be available for 1250. Inside is a gauge on a pad with several buttons. Next to it will be an inaccsessable door, blocked by a table. On the table is another Matryshka(?) Doll. The face is painted over in black. When you get to the gauge, you can press X. It says "Press X to lower security gauge". After doing that, an alarm will sound. The Mystery Man will say, "Good! You tuned off the security restrictions. I can get out of here!"

That's all I have.

qZombieSlayerp wrote:

 

First off, I'm not kidding. This is serious business. I did it once by accident and restarted and did it again to prove it. By the way, I don't have a capture card. Here it goes!!!!

so after you complete the 7 steps you recieve the death machine while the game is back in black in white all four people MUST shoot the moon....im talkin shoot that mofo you are a blood and that moon bastard is a crypt. you must blow in to smitherins and since the death machine shoots in a circle a big circle chunk of the moon will come down and hit the map blowing a hole making it possible to go where the generator was then when the color is back on you must buy a unicorn off the wall for 10000 the unicorn will start making love to nikoli. you will see a death machine out where the generato was its on the wall for 10 pts. next you need to tbag richtofen with the dempsey. Richtofen will start to moan for takeo and then the three have an orgie. you will then see samantha walking towards you with the mystery man (im not gonna say and ruin the surprise) the person with the most money needs to go up to samantha and press x and cash will fall from the swky a pole will come out of the ground and samantha will dance on it and strip leaving only zombie pasties and then join in on the mixed race orgie the mystery man then commits beastiality with the unicorn breaks off the horn and shoves it up his *******. once you complete this step run as far out of the map as you can and dolphin dive do 1200 spins and eat a grilled cheese then it will show the next map and let you play it

well have fun you queers

p.s. this doesnt work unless done by round 5



My friend's totally legit 9th/10th step. Oh, yeah we just did it.

not really

Mulkey wrote:

 

IT'S FAKE!
THERE IS NO FURTHER STEPS TO THIS EASTER EGG!

God damn, people do Game Files on this. If no actions support it, how is it going t happen? Damn...