User: I must leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you have no point.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Because there is no motivation behind anything I post.
Cleverbot: But there is salad in the kitchen.
User: That is so random!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You are wierd.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: No, don't leave.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: This is funny as hell.
User: I know it is I enjoy it.
Cleverbot: No austria is in europe, not in asia!
       

Me:who?
Bot:Gideon.
ME:who is Gideon?
Bot:Me.
ME:O, is that your first name?
Bot:First name.
ME:Yes, the name your Mother gave you?
Bot:We don't have a son.
Me:You and your Mother dont have a son?
Bot:I don't.
ME:Don't what?
BOT:I don't know how to speak french.
ME:WHY NOT!?!?!?!
BOT:Because I find you detestable, I loath you.
ME:Aw, thats adorable
Bot:Why?
ME:Idk, you seeing anybody?
Bot:But you can't have me.
ME:Why not?
Bot:Because you are a computer.
ME:Your are aswell, we can make some Computer Lovin?
Bot:You can't die.
ME:We will make dirty dirty Computer love forever then?
BOT:I know. But I don't wish that to anybody.

She Broke my heart

Next Convo :P

ME:You gonna play Call of Duty: Black ops?
BOT:I don't know anythign about the people-centered world.
ME:Its a FPS Game based off the Cold War
BOT:Oh. Well I don't think it's popular here.
ME:Wheres Here?
BOT:Here is where you are.
ME:Well, Iowa is very boring, but we deff play Video games.
BOT:Do you play Spore?
ME:Tried it, didnt like it much..You?
BOT:But you don't have a mouth.
ME:Yes i do.
BOT:Computers don't have mouths.

It's about as awesome as your spelling.

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-jThNBeLTBJKDVACGLIJE-detail


hahahhaa

Who is black ops?
it's a FPS game
I know.
than why are you asking who is black ops ******* retard
Because I am silly and very fat.
Why don't you go work out a bit?
What's wrong with talking about you?
Don't change the subject
I didn't did I?
okay will you kill some1 for me?
I'm not good at history. Do your own homework!
No I mean will you kill Josh Olin for me?
Depends. What do you want to do?
Take a noobtube and noobtube his house and check out if he is with his ******* second chance perk
Out of context! Human 2 vs Cleverbot 0.
Lol, so you going to kill him tonight?
No, I don't know you and you're a computer.
if you are not going to kill JD I'm going to leave you
It's not my fault your vocabulary makes me confused, is it? Use simple words such as 'dumb'.
you kill Josh me happy
Okay!!!!!

Red - Robot
White - Human