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Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:36:32 GMT

one of my friends said somthing that had a whole lobby after a game of search in stitches,

he had a bad game he was 1 kill to 5 deaths and a welsh guy on the other team said....

(his gamertag) YOUR S##T!!

then my friend replied " ah well i can get better at the game, but you'l always be welsh!

(whole lobby starts crying with laughter)

dont wanna offend welsh people or anything but everyone laughed exept the welsh guy.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:29:11 GMT

Double XP doesn't work in HC, yeah ok then.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:07:03 GMT

Once again, should've seen that one coming too.

It makes more sense than the "Modern Warfare 2 is the best Call of Duty ever" comments.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:05:55 GMT

Some little kid was on my team and after he killed an enemy player he would scream in to the mic:

"You ain't got no pannnncake mix!!!!!!!!"

LMAO!!!!!

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:05:20 GMT

I try not to watch shows like Family Guy and their creators.

Rots your brain, ya know?

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:03:41 GMT

That is funny lol but why'd you leave the game?

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:02:10 GMT

Should've seen that one coming.

I'm a bit tired of the complaints to be honest. It's not the bad game a lot of people make it out to be. It's not the best CoD, but it's also not the worst. That title belongs to MW2 hands down.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 05:36:58 GMT

"MW3 is the a good game"

Laughed for a good 5 minutes and told him he was retarded"

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 05:34:45 GMT

I got a message yesterday morning from a guy thanking me for leaving. I messaged him back, "Why?". He said he was tired of me killing him. It kind of made me laugh.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 05:01:19 GMT

MW3: After the game in the lobby this kid goes you were all camping in the Dropzone lol was priceless the entire lobby laughed until he backed out

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:55:27 GMT

Funniest thing I've heard?

"Modern Warfare 3 is the best Call of Duty ever."

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:50:58 GMT

Missing Snorlax wrote:

How does someone sound fat?

Watch that one episode of Family Guy with the Fatman Strangler and you will understand

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:49:50 GMT

harcus69 wrote:

about xmas time. i was in a room with a load of kids all friends(must have been about (12-14yrs). in the lobby after a game, one kid says to another."*kids real name* would you tell your mum to stop changing her lipstick because my kn()bs starting to look like a fu%*ing rainbow".
i still chuckle at the sound of that kids unbroken voice comming out with that. cla$$.

Seems like I heard this story twice before ......

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:52:23 GMT

The thing about that is, the only heavy breather I know is actually pretty damn thin.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:50:07 GMT

Hahaha! That was funny.

I wish I still had the voice messages he sent me, because I could have recorded them and put it on my channel. Too bad they expired.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:47:57 GMT

This may be wrong but if you can tell if he/she is a mouth breather. Heavy breathing...

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:44:53 GMT

Can't actually, it's just one of those things I can't really explain, hahaha.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:43:38 GMT

Try, at this point I'm genuinely interested in how to identify fatties via voice.

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:40:39 GMT

Hard to explain...

Re: Funniest thing you've heard online

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:37:01 GMT

How does someone sound fat?