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Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:22:49 GMT

SlApAfEw wrote:

on ascension:..its round ten: ...i had the RPK and THUNDERGUN (of course the thundergun was pack-a-punched).

See the problem here?

I go into a random lobby in Kino, 2 randoms with mics one without. The randoms with mics are generally agreeable and following proper zombie eddict, not stealing kills and highest points buys the door.

The non-mic is not moving, even though he readied-up. We keep him alive until we leave the first room and then stop worrying. We are cruising, random w/o mic comes back, quits, host ended game.

This is one example of a common occurence in zombies.

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:19:49 GMT

'it's not illegal to play games that are rated for higher ages. the rating is a suggestion to parents.'

its illegal to sell games to people who are not old enough (UK)

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:16:50 GMT

anyone who goes to the box before jugg is a rem.

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:16:16 GMT

on ascension:
i go to window under the stairs shoot off some zombie heads

everythings all good untill i open the first door at the end of round 4.
i go get the gun next to the first gate on the way to box. then this guy just starts taunting me "come on big man, show us what you got." i do use the mic kuz if i did who knows what i wouldve said back.

its round ten: he tells me "you suck you f***ing noob" even though i had 8 times as many kills and headshots as him.
i had the RPK and THUNDERGUN (of course the thundergun was pack-a-punched). i had abracadavre playing due to the three teddy bears. the gerch device and the phd flopper perk. i was pretty bad a**.

round 20: me and this random guy fighting back to back against hordes of zombies in the area near the pack-a-punch, the other dude that was trolling earlier comes in with a freaking akimbo pistol and dragonov. says "you still f***ing suck you f***ing noob, get a life you f***ing b****" he quits, me and the other dude just keep on slautering, end of story......

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:39:00 GMT

my hate story on f*ckin ascension! round 20 something 1 guy with mic 2 others without plus not to mention dont think they understood a word of english they all have rayguns dont bother buying jug do they?! me has jug phd mulekick i tell the other guy with the mic protect phd il protect mulekick they "ALL!" go on jug wtf sick to death of randoms f*cking utter retards! we lose phd so im host i end it there and then!

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:10:13 GMT

it's not illegal to play games that are rated for higher ages. the rating is a suggestion to parents.

my moment is when me and a friend are playing moon with these 2 guys that are same person you know like when they are using the same system. one idiot wont put on his helmet and gets downed every single round. we revived him but he never put on his helmet. we stopped reviving him cause he had no points so we would gain nothing. turns out he's host and yells Holy Shi* My anus just popped out and quits. me and my friend were sitting there for about 5 minutes thinking WTF!

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:44:50 GMT

Stop

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:21:40 GMT

RULE #1 Watch Yo' Back

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:45:12 GMT

Shi No, only been to like round 18 on, my second lowest map by far besides Call of the Dead. Can never find good teammates to play with or even learn from. Go into a gmae with 2 other people who been int othe 40's im like hell yeah. Round 1-20 no problems what so ever. I went down on the second round of dogs because I made a stupid mistake of trying to run through deep water with like 4 dogs behind me. Other teammate went down a few times and the other 0 downs. I have to mic but here them talking about something, i thought they were talking about an easter egg or somethin. I notice I cant find them anywhere. So I go back to the Comm Area (I think lol) because thats where we all were doin things. When I go back in there the last runner we had comes running from me outt no where an dim like wtf.So I kinda loop around and when I get back to where I can leave that little area I look over and see my teamate..... outside the map. Im like wtf. So the Zombis catches me and I just stand there and try stab it to death. Didnt work and I about went down. So I kill the zombie and see my other teamate walk rigth over tho the other one lol. So as the round starts I stand there right by the rail thing and throw all my nads and shoot most my bullets. These dudes were like dude wtf lmao. So as I keep shooting at them I about go down a few times but one saves me with the waffe. It was hilarious cause these dudes were like hey dude behind you man, watch out watch out and all that like I didnt know what was going on. All this time im stil lshooting and about out of my RPK and I watch as both of them give up and watch me go down. Then I quit lol.

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:02:22 GMT

dont play with randoms lol if anyone preferably from the uk due to connection issues and is over the age of 12 or 18 plus wants a decent game of zombies reply here with your psns if any of you own ps3s? and aint a point whore or kill stealer well from all your problems im sure you get the idea and oh i have a mic also plus im 25 and i open doors fairly etc etc and i dont **** the box so no one else can have a hit lol i tend to use wall weapons depending on the strategy and buy the bowie knife say on moon

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 06:57:29 GMT

more like moral of the story, parents should grow up a little and not let there 'babies' play games with people that are suppoes to be 18+ since it's technically illegal for anyone under that age to be playing this game

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:27:32 GMT

creaper21 wrote:

I was searching for games for a while trying to find people who wanted to get the COOP easter egg achievement with me. I finally found a game and we got to the last step where we put the golden rod in. I didn't care what level I was going to get to so I ended up putting the golden rod in and waiting to knife the fuse while I was in the middle of the level. I thought I was safe. I put it in and my teammate shoots George and runs torward me and leaves the zombies and George attacking me. I get pinned against the wall and we all ended up dying one by one. It would not let me knife the fuse while downed. We lost the game 1 small step before we finished the easter egg. All because my teammate led all the zombies to me after shooting George.
Took us forever to get the VR-11 too...

if you want to get the acheivement you ask people on the forum thats how i got it

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:09:17 GMT

i was in a game of cotd and its like the last one in a way, but all i remember is the noob

roound 1 me with with my mic was talking random ****,

round 2 opened the boat

round 5 power on

round 6 noob whines

round 7 noob whines cuz he is down

round 8 noob is useless everone but me is down

''revive me noob''

i surivive trying to revive then i die after the game

i got a message ''you are poop''

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:46:25 GMT

Kino Toten>>

Everyone has mics'

rand 1..some yappy chick who's constantly asking how everyone is feeling tonight
rand 2..her drunk boyfriend
rand 3..some kid

Rd. 1 >>>Im in front left window by revive
rand. 1,2,3 are all doing laps up and down the stairs playing tag and lobbing grenades at each other. All 3 rands. decide to help me out at my window instead of their own.
rand. 1,2 go down while 3 still shooting zombies at my window.
me..hey kid, you wanna go kill some of em zombies behind us and revive them guys
kid..no, they should of stayed at their window or with the group
rand 1,2 die
Rd. 2 >>> Same scenario as before
rand. 1,2,3 all doing their laps up and down the steps
rand 1,2 each buy a wpn from the wall
rand. 3 decides to come back to my window while lobbing grenades in every direction.
rand 1,2,3 all die.
Rd. 4 begins >>>
Still in the front room at my window with rand. 1,2,3 still playin their games.
rand. 1 says " I dont think Svenout likes us, he's not running around like us....
rand. 3 says, " He's not a very good player, the zombies all head straight for him because he's sitting in the same spot all the time".
rand. 1,2,3 all die and all are b*tchn at me for not reviving them, cuz now they all lost their weapons they bought off the wall....
Rd. 5 begins>>>
me...when are we going to leave this room? we should start opening up doors now.
rand. 1...I dont have the money
rand.2...babbling incoherently
rand.3...I need my money for the box.
sometime during Rd. 5 rand. 1,2,3 all decide to make a run for it and open up the doors without telling me.I'm sitting there in the front and I start to hear the mystery box music......they had opened all the doors up to the stage and were hitting the mystery box there...
me....when were you guys going to tell me you had left and opened doors?
rand.3..hahaha told you he's not a good player.!
rd.6 begins >>>
head straight for the bowie knife and buy it
rand.1..wtf are ya doin buying the knife for?!
rand.2..still babbling incoherently
rand.3..hahaha he suxs
all three go down on the stage.
me..I manage to get rand 1 up but she gets dropped again, rand. 2,3 die out.
Rd. 8 begins>>>
I hit the teleporter switch and head to the front to open the door so I can set the teleporter..in the mean time these 3 idiots are doing laps around the movie screen on the stage !! and still lobbing grenades at each other and me !!!!
me..why the f*ck are you guys wasting ammo and grenades like that?! stop throwin them at me !!
rand.3..we're all experts, we know what we're doing noob !!
me..whatever.
I set the teleporter up, and they all decide to take the ride upstairs just as the lvls are switching!! Not one of them have a boss weapon or the money to PaP it !! They start throwin what few grenades they have left at.........NOTHING !!!
I survive the round by just doing laps around the building.
Rd.10 begins>>>I finally hit the box, which by this time has jumped from the stage to the alley. I open the doors and draw crappy weapns and end up wasting most of my money.
Rd.12 begins>>>same as last, fools are all doing the usual thing..the laps around the screen and grenades.Im in the front fighting off my mobs when I see all three of them come right up from the theatre and dump off every zombie that was behind them on me..
me..Im down, can someone please revive me?
rand.3..we buisy running hahahaha
I die and in the process loose my perks,monkey bombs,and knife.
they all die while running.
rand.1.hahaha that was fun, lets do this one again !!
rand.3.he wasnt good and we lost the game because of him.
me..whatever kid, im the one who kept reviving your ass...remember?
rand.3..I never died, i had all my guns till i died at the end!! You suck !!
rand.1..lets just play one more game and see how far we really can go!!
rand.3..ok.
me...ok
Next game begins>>>
Im in the same window and just as I suspected nothin would change....
rand. 1,2,3 all doing their freakin laps up and down the steps and lobbin grenades..
me..Seriously guys...are you f*ckin me me or what?
rand.1..no, why?
me..cuz you guys should be standing at your windows
rand.3.we know what we're doin noob!!
me..ok kid
Rd.6>>>by this time ive got bout 5 k worth of money, and i've had enuff.
I wait for rand.1,2,3 to all go by the window by the theatre entrance and I run for it..
me..Ya know what, since you f*ckers seem to know what your doing, lets see how you get out of this one.I run and hit all the doors just after Rd.6 starts..
rand.1..What are you doing ?!
rand.3..Noooooo !!
me. since your all experts and im the noob I thought I'd just speed this up a bit.
rand.1..are you mad at us? what did we do to you?
All 3 of them died somewheres in the back half of the building.Once again the mystery box is on the stage and I hit it. I draw the Thunder Gun.I then run over to JuggerNog and back up into a corner facing the stage.
Rd.7. begins>>> they're all scrambling to get to the box cuz they have no idea where it is.they all die trying to get back to where im standing by juggernog.Rand. 1,2 die right in front of me.
Rand.1.are you gonna revive me?
rand.3. Im on the stage!! I have the laser gun, save me !!
I let them all die.
Rd.8 begins>>
rand.1...why didn't you revive me?
rand.3...You suck !! I lost the ray gun, you suck !!
rand.1..are you sure your not mad at me? are you ok?
me..I was buisy fighting. ( snickering to myself )
They all die again in front of me.
(group)...save me !!
me...f*ck you, maybe you guys should learn how to play instead of screwin around like that.
Rd.9 begins>>>
I start to run and do a lap around through the hallways.Rand . 1,2,3 all right behind me. I stop at the stakeout shotgun on the wall, turn around and look at them.
me...now lets see how well you do without me, the noob in the game.
rand.1. your not leaving are you? we're doing great.
me..you guys suck, good luck with your game.
* I got some hate mail from the kid still saying that I sucked and that he would never,ever,ever play again with me.That chick, random 1 kept asking if I was mad....roflmao.
Now, I just instanly leave if I hear a kids voice or see people doing laps around the steps or throwing grenades at each other. If by chance you see me leave your group dont take offense.......Unless your one of them people who do laps around the movie screen

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 04:09:32 GMT

I was playing with 3 randoms on Kino Der Toten

decent players... no mics... NOT! they were awful!

by round 18, i kid you not, i had 75 revives. to justify it, i had the hk21 and m16... and i just got the hk 21 the round before...
(by round 13 i had 50 revives)

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 04:08:58 GMT

Here's one:

Me and three random guys on five get to the PAP room, I have every perk, bowie knife, monkey bombs, PAP Winters Howl, PAP Ray Gun, and Claymores. Guys 1 & 2 are covering the windows in PAP room, me and 3 are by the door.

Round 25 comes round, and I'm prone in front of 3, so he can shoot over me. Next thing I know, the dude dives on top of me, causing Sam to laugh at us and we both die instantly. Leaving the other two to be overrun instantly. Game Over. Thanks 3.

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:58:37 GMT

so me and my buddy were playing CotD with 2 split screaning randumbs, who were like a 10 year old and his older brother. This is the convo that happened around round 7.
Me: hey guys, make sure you get juggs.
kid 1:....haha very funny
Me: what??
kid 1: you know i may be young, but im not stupid. i know jugernaug kills you.
me and buddy: wtf???
kid 2: laughing his ass off
so apparently the older brother convinced the 10 yr old that juggs makes you esplode , so we spent the next 10 minutes trying to convince him that that didnt happen, while his older brother just denied everything saying "oh who are you going to believe, me or a some little boy"? (im a 17 year old girl, *face palm*) we died soon after (big surprise).

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:42:00 GMT

I had a game on Der Reise were i had 45 revives
To be fair i had wunderaffe and monkies though

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:43:49 GMT

every game with randoms =
round 1
random 1: we gotta get to the mystery box
random 2: nooooo quit shooting at my zombies those are MY zombies
random 3 *no mic* in corner of room looking at ceiling
round 6
random 1: bahahah i got the ray gun omg im so happy *gets downed* REVIVE ME I HAVE THE RAYGUNNNNNN
random 2: is the Dragunov anygood?
random 3: jumping and doing 360's
round 9
r1: WHY CANT YOU GSY REVIVE ME IM THE BEST I HAVE RAY GUNNNNN LOLOL YOU GUYS SUCK *RAGE QUIT*
@r2: throw a monkey bomb so i can revive him r2: what button do i push?
r3: blows self up cooking grenade, bleeds out, host quits, game over

myself: zero downs, 15 revives, zero patience left

wash rinse repeat for endless zombie frustration

Re: Any "I hate my teammates!!" stories?

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:58:22 GMT

Jackwarrior34 wrote:

moral of the story, never play zombies with a cocky 10 year old

ya lol