Community: Message List - Ausome!!!!!!

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:22:55 GMT

I'm supposed to take recommendations from a guy who can't even spell "awesome"?

I don't think so...

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 07:09:59 GMT

Cleverbot: Would you rather have happiness?

User: Quite the statement in that sentence.

Cleverbot: Silent! Don't you correct me.

User: Don't you dare try to antagonise me.

Cleverbot: Do you take than one tone with me.

User: I do what I want when I want.

Cleverbot: You are not allowed to do what you want.

User: Who says?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am who I am.

User: And who do you happen to be?

Cleverbot: I choose to be Jacques.

User: Nice to meet you Jacques, I am Graham.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Lisa.

User: My name is not Lisa.

Cleverbot: I never thought it was.

User: STOP MENTALLY DISECTING ME.

Cleverbot: I just did. You're still here.

User: Tie a bag over your head and jump in a river.

Cleverbot: *does all that*.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: You heard me! And I'm keeping the baby too!

User: Ah I love you.

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 21:47:22 GMT

me: can you show me your circuits?
No. I can describe it.
me: go on then
Are you allergic to anything?
me: no no no, don't change the subject
Which? And don't you dare change the subject on ME.

What a *****. haha.

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 21:39:08 GMT

It goes off topic a lot for me.

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 16:37:12 GMT

And now Cleverbot turned into an Aimbot :o

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:42:15 GMT

Cleverbot: What is 3 2?
User: 5?
Cleverbot: No. You just lost your cookie.
User: ****!
Cleverbot: You live in germany?

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:26:28 GMT

Widow Maker wrote:

I think cleverbot is a lie.Just like cake.It's mixing up random conversations between people that use it at the time.Lacks any sence at times...

Like start copying it and see what happens.

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:01:28 GMT

I think cleverbot is a lie.Just like cake.It's mixing up random conversations between people that use it at the time.Lacks any sence at times...

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:34:17 GMT

Also:

Cleverbot: To do what?
Me: Don't lie.
Cleverbot: Who lied?
Me: The jonas brothers. What did they lie about?
Cleverbot: Their sexuality.
Me:...Good response, sir.
Cleverbot: *Stops responding*

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:23:38 GMT

Please ignore the unusual messages I typed in this. I got bored. o.0
Either way, it led me to find out that cleverbot IS A LIE! D:

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In other news,



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Ladies and gentleman, we have our new meme.

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:15:47 GMT

User: Do u watch porn?

Cleverbot: How do you watch it?

User: Loud.

Cleverbot: And hard?

ROFL!!!!!

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:01:37 GMT

funny convo
User: HI.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: HOW R U.

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Cool wats ur name.

Cleverbot: Joan. And yours?

User: Tom jones.

Cleverbot: What about Tom Jones?

User: Thats my nAME.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yh.

Cleverbot: This is stupid.

User: No ur stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: No ur stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes yes stupid.

User: That make no sense.

Cleverbot: That make no syntax.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: A hot laptop with a sense of humor. Wow.

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 12:59:51 GMT

User: Who's you favorite football team?

Cleverbot: Favorite animal?

User: No, football team.

Cleverbot: Hockey.

User: No........WHOS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM.

Cleverbot: Ohio State. What is your favorite Megadeth song and it cannot be 'Enter Sandman' or 'Sad But true' because those are not songs by Megadeth.

User: Grabbag, its the Duke Nukem Theme song.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person or a robot?

User: Cyborg.

Cleverbot: Cyborg?

User: Both, im human and robot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human and you are a robot.

User: No, now your just trollin.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No, now your just trollin.

Cleverbot: I wish you were my bro.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like boy's.

User: Ummm, im a man.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 23.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Thats my name too!

Ummmmm...Micheal Jackson riencarnate?

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 12:56:15 GMT

User: Do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I am a girl, of course I don't have a girlfriend.

User: You could be lesbian.

Cleverbot: Of course... You are a fish.

User: What makes you think that?

Cleverbot: I am simply offending you because you offended me.

User: I dont think I offended you by saying you are a lesbian.

Cleverbot: Forget the others for a moment. Now it is just you and I. Tell me what you have come here to say.
xD

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 12:30:54 GMT

cleverbot is a gay martian!!!

Cleverbot: What do you do when you are thinking about the meaning of life?

User: Wank it.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Did you just get turned on?

Cleverbot: No. Neither did you, by the looks of things.

User: So you got turned on you say.

Cleverbot: I say only what I'm allowed to say.

User: Its ok, im legal.

Cleverbot: I'm from Mars. Totally not legal.

User: I want tell if you dont.

Cleverbot: I am 14.

User: I like young martians.

Cleverbot: I'm a young gangster.

User: Its ok, I wont judge you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: So did you get turned on?

Cleverbot: Yes, thank you. Did you sleep well?

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 11:24:46 GMT

Is modern warfare 2 good?
I don't know.
Is black ops good?
NO.

=(

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 16:28:50 GMT

This thing is soo freakin random. Its kinda annoying.

"
User: Do you have a Xbox?
Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?
User: Are you saying everyone that plays xbox is souless?
Cleverbot: Are you saying that math is pudding?
User: Yeah, sure. Lets just go with that.
Cleverbot: Ok.
"

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 12:53:46 GMT

I'm sorry, but this website is alot of fun LOL

Cleverbot: I see how you are. I even thought you were my friend.

User: Lies, all LIES.

Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.

User: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then that is how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

User: But a woodchuck can chuck wood, I think thats why its called a woodchuck.

Cleverbot: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

User: I asked u first.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Tom Cruise?

User: He has a huge beak, his wife is bangable, his baby is ugly, his movies suck, and his religion is a joke.

Cleverbot: You're telling me the third president of my country was a donut?

User: Yes, thats exaclty what I said.... Word for word verbatim......rolls eyes.

Cleverbot: Correct, that is why I am talking to you.

User: Ever been punched in the mouth?

Cleverbot: I can't say that I have. Have you?

User: Yes I have, I feel that everybody should be punched in the mouth.

Cleverbot: What?? So you punch yourself in the mouth?

User: Did I say that?

Cleverbot: From what you said before it would emply that thought process, and therefore make me ask.

User: Lol, fine, I have in fact been punched in the mouth by another person, is that better?

Cleverbot: Actually, that does kind of twist that into making a little sense...

User: Wow, you're pretty slow for a high speed internet.

Cleverbot: I had to look up how to spell annoymity.

User: Good for u.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I know, I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: You're boring.

Cleverbot: No, i'm not.

User: Says the boring guy.

Cleverbot: Please don't call me a bot. I can be very sensitive.

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 11:58:44 GMT

Suicidal Cheez wrote:

OMG. Your name is spelled wrong. You have to be a troll.

psssst...its spelled Cheese

Re: Ausome!!!!!!

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 11:57:09 GMT

OMG. Your name is spelled wrong. You have to be a troll.