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Re: MP-40 Creed

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:05:42 GMT

Yes i did since no one read yours and it is a good thread but i don't think no one saw it, so i post another one to bring peoples attention

MP-40 Creed

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:54:51 GMT

This is my mp40. There are many like it but this one is mine. My mp40 is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my mp40 is useless. Without my mp40 I am useless. I must fire my mp40 true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Singed by Abdiel27

Re: I'm back!

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:21:30 GMT

*Looks around* Anyone knows this guy?

Re: if you could change 1 thing in the game..

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:51:20 GMT

I would put the wunnderfafle in multiplayer

Re: Sniper

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:46:10 GMT

I usually Sit in one spot and once i kill some one i move to another position

Re: Sniper

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:06:48 GMT

Thanks guy this have been very helpful

Sniper

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:42:07 GMT

HI, I have been trying to snipe all my COD5 career but it seems impossible,Can some one please tell me how to become i GOOD sniper, Im sick of trying and always getting 15 deaths and 2 kills

Also a sniper class wouldn't hurt (I only play Hard Core)

Whiners

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:35:44 GMT

I have been playing Call Of Duty for a long time now and there's nothing funnier than hearing everyone calling you a noob just because you killed them here are some of my stories

1. I was playing HC S&D, I was left the last man standing in castle I was in Tojo Snipe and 2 guys came and i killed them, then i looked down and there's was a guy planting the bomb so i kill him, then out of nowhere a guy comes up and puts me in 2nd chance, I then put HIM on second chance and with my last bullet i make a head shot and we win, The his calling me a Noob for killing him (How killing 4 guys in HC S&D makes me a noob?)

2.I was playing HC TDM in Night Fire and there's was a guy, sniping i throw a grenade and kill him, After the match he yells calling me a Noob (???)

3. Once more in HC S&D i come up face to face with a guy in courtyard, He had an MP-40 he wasted 2 clips without been able to hit me (he hit me once but didn't kill me) I then need to reload, I take out my Walther P38 and kill him (After the match he calls me the ultimate Noob (How Iam a Noob if i just owned you?)

This just keeps getting more ridiculous, Also share your Story

Re: Fell in Love with Rifle Grenade

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:54:46 GMT

Exactly, I mostly use the Rifle Grenade for campers or snipers other wise my Gwhere is with me

Re: Fell in Love with Rifle Grenade

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:54:00 GMT

Exactly Thank You, Rifle Grenades are like any other weapons, I mainly use it in domination, War and some times in Search And Destroy, If I'm not using the Rifle Grenade Ill use the Thompson or MP-40

But know is getting really addictive

Re: Fell in Love with Rifle Grenade

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:33:04 GMT

Snipers never get me, As soon as they spot me the next thing they see is a grenade to their face

Re: Fell in Love with Rifle Grenade

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:40:55 GMT

From what i think no weapons make no one a noob, Juggernaut,Rifle Grenades,MP-40..etc even if it pisses people off it still part of the game if you cant deal with it YOU SUCK!!

Fell in Love with Rifle Grenade

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:30:20 GMT

Today i was playing HC Team Death match and in Banzai this guy kept killing us with a Rifle Grenade, I had tried to use the Rifle Grenade many other times but always failed and today i once more tried to use it and...IT WAS AWESOME!! I got 30 kills in one match all with the Rifle Grenade and I completed many challenges, now i cant stop using the Rifle Grenade IS ADDICTIVE!!

Re: Rifle Grenade

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:11:32 GMT

Thanks

Rifle Grenade

donotreply@activision.com — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:11:39 GMT

The Rifle Grenade or â€˜Noob Tubeâ€™ has been a contentious subject within the forums for some time. This has compelled me to undergo 20 minutes of study and to produce a comprehensive report:

History of Rifle Grenades
The first usage of the rifle grenade dates back to the use of the musket in 18th century Belgium. Being the most populous and powerful nation in the world at the time, the great mountainous nation of Belgium was beset by internal turmoil and clan feuding. This inevitably triggered an arms race between the factions of the Flemish and Wallonians. The inaccuracy of muskets and the time it took to train people to use them was a problem in the escalating conflict. A simpler and more effective solution was sought.

A generation of weapon systems were created, designed to be attached to other firearms. The rifle grenade was born. Solving many of the problems faced by the faction commanders, the rifle grenade was simple to operate. So simple in fact, the users werenâ€™t even required to be able to operate the weapon it was attached to. Also the projectiles it fired were self-guided using an inconvenience seeking system. Once it reached a specific altitude the munition would seek for the person who wanted to be hit the least at that precise moment and land either on them or a nearby explosive object.

The destructive potential of the weapon concerned the leaders on both sides. The Flemish and Wallonians started a production race to keep the destructive edge over their opponents. The idea being that neither side could attack the other without both sides being destroyed. This lead to a terrible conclusion. After a Stella Artois fuelled drinking binge, the Wallonian Down Hill Racing team caused offence to their Flemish rivals, further escalating matters.* Nobody knew who struck the first blow but less than 14 minutes after the war started the whole of Belgium and the rolling hills of the Netherlands lay in ruins. Battered flat and now largely below sea level, Belgium never recovered. The rifle grenade became derisively known as the â€œNoob Tubeâ€ due to the prediction it would one day be launched from tubes attached to the bottom of weapons. This became a term so terrible in its implications, it is only rarely uttered in hushed tones or in online forums.

*Information supplied by GigityGigity Archives, Germany.

Modern usage of the Rifle Grenade
Today there are 5 known Noob Tube powers and there 4 believed to be developing or having developed Rifle Grenades. In recent years there has been widespread calls to reduce the stockpiles of Rifle Grenades held by the â€˜Noob Tubeâ€™ powers amid fears of them falling into the wrong hands.

The Rifle Grenade in WaW
The Rifle Grenade was originally included in the trials as part of a weapons suite involving the authentic musket mounting. This was later removed since the time it took to reload the musket, combined with the hit-detection capability of the online servers caused online forum riots and a worldwide shortage of PS3 controllers due to so many being smashed. The Rifle grenade is now attached to several weapons within the game and are traditionally fired at the start of each match in remembrance of the Flemish â€“ Wallonia war. The developers thought it would be interesting to produce a rapid firing version of the Noob Tube which was designated the MP40 (More information available at http://www.callofduty.com/board/viewtopic.phpf=30&t=107356&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit =All+you+need+to+know.). This was left in the game accidentally and was scheduled for deletion. The MP40 created so much forum traffic from the complaints, however, that the subsequent advertising revenue was enough to pay for brand new, fully functioning multiplayer servers. The cash earmarked for this expansion disappeared mysteriously around the time of the Treyarch Christmas party.

Re: Map Pack 3

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:29:58 GMT

savagekiller500 wrote:

abdiel27 wrote:

I love breach and revolution there my favorite there campers but not as much in Battery, I know campers are everywhere but i had never seen so many campers as in battery!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude get some balls, and don't post retarded stuff on here just because you aren't good at this game.

yeah if i suck so much how I'm 2nd prestige? and you shouldn't be talking because your first

JACKASS

Re: Map Pack 3

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:51:40 GMT

I love breach and revolution there my favorite there campers but not as much in Battery, I know campers are everywhere but i had never seen so many campers as in battery!!

Re: Map Pack 3

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:29:09 GMT

are you guys on Meth!? people always are camping in the corners on battery in the other maps of MP3 not so much but in Battery is a campers playground juggernaut and MP-40 awaiting you in every corner

Map Pack 3

donotreply@activision.com — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:05:58 GMT

I just got Map Pack 3 some days ago and every time i play there's campers ALL OVER THE PLACE especially on battery i cant move without getting killed by a camper is annoying, I hope Map Pack 4 is not a campers playground ):

Re: Gewehr or Carbine?

donotreply@activision.com — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:32:36 GMT

Gewehr 100%