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Re: R.I.P. Gary Coleman

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 28 May 2010 22:39:57 GMT

mikery009 wrote:

:( you will be missed...1968-2010

No hea won't!

Another Conversation

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 28 May 2010 22:39:14 GMT

Another conversation was heard near the gates of heaven.

St. Peter: "What are you doing here?"

Gary Coleman: "What you talkin' bout St. Peter?! I'm dead"

Re: A recent conversation

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 28 May 2010 22:30:29 GMT

MajorRodriguez wrote:

I hope he makes Moca Latte's. I could use one of those right now.

Not sure what kind of coffee ROTC students drink, but in the real military we just drink black coffee.

Re: A recent conversation

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 28 May 2010 15:18:01 GMT

mikemcdee wrote:

I once had to run until someone got tired of seeing me run. I puked a lot that afternoon.

Congrats on the successful behavior modification!

Time will tell if the behavioral modification was successful or not. In the meantime, he is on coffee duty. Which mean, if my cup is empty he is to fill it. If the cleaned pot becomes empty, he must fill it. I did have to give him a block of instruction on proper coffee brewing procedures though. He used to make weak coffee.

Re: Best Kill-Em-All Song

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 28 May 2010 11:52:27 GMT

"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me"

Culture Club

A recent conversation

donotreply@activision.com — Fri, 28 May 2010 11:39:22 GMT

The following is a transcript of a conversation that took place on an Army Base this morning:

Young Soldier: "Sergeant Infidel! I cleaned the coffee pot this morning!"

PR0UD INDIDEL: "What in the hell did you do that for?"

Young Soldier: "It looked disgusting."

PR0UD INFIDEL: "Junior, that coffee pot has been serving this nation longer than you, and if it wants to be disgusting, it can be. Plus, it's not disgusting it's called seasoning. Now start doing push ups until I get tired."

Will n00bs ever learn?

Re: friend request for a D.A. friend of mine

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:15:48 GMT

chesnee4 wrote:

2 people at our middle school were killed yesterday:-

I call dibs on their Xbox's/PS3's!

Re: CoD folklore

donotreply@activision.com — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:17:32 GMT

Hornswoggled wrote:

If you're in Afghan, you'll notice a pipeline that lead to a factory behind the Radiation field.

That's where they're making another MW part 3!

Another thing in Afghan was a man running around in Civilian clothes holding a rifle. An AK-47 to be exact.

He doesn't pick a side and just shoots unsuspecting player(s). If you say "WTF?" the evidence of the KILL CAM

would be altered. You'd only see an enemy standing there without even firing his weapon.

Strange!

This is the Image that was caught during a UAV recon...

http://i43.tinypic.com/72elhe.jpg

I Never saw any of this stuff when I was in Afghanistan.
I think it's all BS.

Re: Obessive Reload Disorder (O.R.D)

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:42:15 GMT

I wish I could reload after I slit their throat with my knife.

Re: CoD folklore

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:30:46 GMT

Snakedoctor59 wrote:

PI does have a line in the movie...

PI: "Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian SOB barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job."

No complaining PI at least you got a part...

PI: There's a ton of food.
Snake: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.
PI: No worries, we only eat cats.

I've done my time in Korea. Dog doesn't taste good anyway.
All cats belong to Eski.

Re: Microsoft swings the Ban Hammer

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:27:29 GMT

Byzantine Bomb wrote:

Perhaps he should stick to his Gamecube.

I wonder what the dad did after he found out what his son did.

Re: Microsoft swings the Ban Hammer

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:24:43 GMT

Byzantine Bomb wrote:

He'll be using a PS3 until then. Or whatever the latest model is at the timje.
Probably the PS3.

Until he exposes himself over PS Network.

Re: You can only choose one game ...

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:54:50 GMT

Chutes and Ladders.

Re: CoD folklore

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:52:22 GMT

IntoTheVoid wrote:

PR0UD INFIDEL wrote:

Only Void and Jinx's Sister are mentioned? Will I get credit as Troll #3?

FAIL. MajorRod got a mention too!

FAIL indeed! Take a short trip to Afghanistan and everyone forgets about you. I need a beer.

Re: Microsoft swings the Ban Hammer

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:51:08 GMT

IntoTheVoid wrote:

PR0UD INFIDEL wrote:

Why date it? Why not just tell the kid that he is banned for life?

Yeah, something like that. Like a hundred year ban wouldn't be good enough, in case the kid was 12 and he lived to be 113, he could get back on. And what if he lived to be 200? Banning someone for 7,989 years makes you look more retarded than the kid you are banning.

Only in Redmond.

Re: CoD folklore

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:47:56 GMT

Only Void and Jinx's Sister are mentioned? Will I get credit as Troll #3?

Re: Microsoft swings the Ban Hammer

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:45:06 GMT

Why date it? Why not just tell the kid that he is banned for life?

Microsoft swings the Ban Hammer

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:19:26 GMT

An epic ban hammer from Microsoft. This is why kids should be on Xbox Live:

http://kotaku.com/5520100/what-gets-you-banned-from-xbox-live-until-the-year-9999

Re: Origins: Snakedoc1

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:52:34 GMT

Snakedoctor59 wrote:

^ I miss that the show. Any movie or TV show where bad guys get killed... +5.

It's in syndication. I'm watching hour one of a six hour marathon on Sleuth.

Re: A sign of restraint, or old age

donotreply@activision.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:41:51 GMT

-PictureFrame- wrote:

I find that offensive, as I was in a very respectable Wii Clan, (AU/AI) before I bought the ps3.

What a great Oxymoron. There nothing respectable about the Wii. In fact, admitting ownership of said "system" loses you all accumulated man-points. You start at zero.